All categories - 20 November 2006

Just a reminder........

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

2006-11-20 05:28:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean the computerised world that I have just seen on the news.
Where people buy virtual land with real cash.

2006-11-20 05:28:50 · 9 answers · asked by Mike A 2 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-20 05:28:47 · 2 answers · asked by tiffanyh1119 1 in Other - Health

It was reported in the London press that they did meet but I can find no evidence from Latin American press or anything on the net. I'm intrigued

2006-11-20 05:28:46 · 2 answers · asked by the phoner 2 in Current Events

2006-11-20 05:28:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2006-11-20 05:28:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2006-11-20 05:28:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

It's not for me it's for somebody else, and also about how much they cost?

Thanx.

2006-11-20 05:28:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-11-20 05:28:37 · 4 answers · asked by SundaeGirl 1 in Celebrities

Its questions for something.

1.)A 12 year old girl is brougth to the emergency room with difficulty breathing. on examination she is found to have dyspnea with audible wheezes and is diagnosed with asthma. The patient is given an inhaled medication (albuterol), Which provides immediate relief of the bronchial constrictive symtoms.

What autonomic nervous system (ANS) receptor does this medication target?

What neurotransmitter is used for these receptor?

2.) A 34-year old pregnant woman complains of tingling of her right index and middle fingers over 2 months' duration. She notes some weakness of her right hand and has begun to drop items such as her coffee cup. She has other wise been healthy and denies any trauma or neck pain.

What is the most likely diagnosis?

What is the anatomic mechanism for this condition?

if dont know any of these, can you please give me some sources where i can find them like links?

2006-11-20 05:28:36 · 2 answers · asked by lokalangel 3 in Medicine

the length or width of you know..........wink wink

2006-11-20 05:28:33 · 16 answers · asked by titiwhaa 1 in Singles & Dating

I AM DESPERATE FOR MONEY! how can i get it?

2006-11-20 05:28:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 05:28:29 · 40 answers · asked by tinkerbell 2 in Polls & Surveys

are those places states? countries?why?

2006-11-20 05:28:29 · 7 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-20 05:28:26 · 5 answers · asked by lady3pooh 1 in Quotations

i know what babyshowers are for the baby but is it wrong to think that a mother should get something that caters to just them. I know that the gifts are for you but is more catered to your baby is it selfish to want something that is just for you. This is just question i was just thinking. not my own personal views.

2006-11-20 05:28:22 · 12 answers · asked by sierra 2 in Pregnancy

2006-11-20 05:28:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Senate caucuses choose the majority leader for the House of Representatives

2006-11-20 05:28:16 · 2 answers · asked by annabelle d 1 in Elections

2006-11-20 05:28:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Yea I know it is my name. But I was just wondering about your views on it please. Thanks

2006-11-20 05:28:11 · 6 answers · asked by Lisa 2 in Other - Society & Culture

how can i sort it out, it happened after i closed a program.

2006-11-20 05:28:10 · 6 answers · asked by harvey a 1 in Monitors

I do not want to purchase any books at this time. I want to see what is out there first

2006-11-20 05:28:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - US Local Businesses

2006-11-20 05:28:06 · 5 answers · asked by SundaeGirl 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-20 05:27:56 · 13 answers · asked by sophie h 1 in Other - Pets

2006-11-20 05:27:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

anyone else has?

2006-11-20 05:27:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health