Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2006-11-20 05:28:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG....too funny.!!!!
My daughter did a similar thing.....told me she had tried crack, that she was pregnant,(by a boyfriend I hated) and that she was leaving home.....then she told me she got a C in physics.....did i mention she is an actress???? very funny. good stuff.
2006-11-20 05:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
it relatively is not ordinary to declare with the aid of all their faults, my mum and dad did an stunning activity. They raised 4 vivid and effectual toddlers. we are all self adequate, have stable jobs and take care of others with appreciate and compassion. I do the main suitable i will with my 2, besides the undeniable fact that on the age of seven i for my area won't be able to confirm what variety of guys they are going to be. i will basically desire that I definitely have controlled to instill in them a similar values my mum and dad did which I carry to in the present day. desirable now they're spectacular toddlers. they're vivid, variety and effective. besides the undeniable fact that I nonetheless ought to make it for the time of the teenage years. that's a query to in all probability answer in yet another two decades, as quickly as I definitely have 2 youthful men who call me mom. Then i'll be waiting to tell you greater precise what variety of folk I raised and then possibly i could have a greater valuable answer. besides the undeniable fact that on the 2nd, i will desire for a minimum of a similar, and if conceivable exceed what my mum and dad did.
2016-10-22 10:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before with different details. I thought it was hilarious when I read it and showed it to my mother. Even though I was married and out of the house already, she didn't think it was funny.
Now that I'm a parent, I agree with her.
2006-11-20 05:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by DA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
I never had to worry about writing anything like that thank goodness!!! I was lucky enough to make A's! :)
However my daughter is 17 I will not share this joke with her! :))
2006-11-20 08:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my three are 10, 7 and 5.
I have all this to come???
2006-11-20 05:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was that smart when
I was 15
2006-11-20 05:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by True101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good wish i had thought of something like that when i had to hand over my report card (many years ago) lol
2006-11-20 05:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the most funny things I've EVER read.
2006-11-20 05:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though, I had heard this one previously, it made me smile and at the same time to think of my children, who did not do any thing of this sort.........but, this Chad is very smart
.......this is funny......lol
2006-11-20 05:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i had thought of that when i had a bad report card it may have saved me some grief
love it
2006-11-20 05:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋