All categories - 20 November 2006

yo mama so tall i clipped her last week and she's still falling...
yo mama so old i told her to act her age, and she died...

anyone know any good jokes?

2006-11-20 12:46:35 · 9 answers · asked by summer ♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When taking Lexapro can you forget things you already knew or not remember things very easily? Is anyone having this issue?

2006-11-20 12:46:32 · 2 answers · asked by totalstressor 4 in Mental Health

i am studying for the test.
so whoever give me the correct answer.
then ull be the best answer and will be getting 10 pts

2006-11-20 12:46:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Do they get more mad or sad?

2006-11-20 12:46:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

They reported no casualties, saw no suicide bombers and didnt fire a shot in anger...all they saw was a few thousand Mexicans going about their daily business

2006-11-20 12:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They leave from the same point at the same time and travel at the same speed. Does the fact the bus wheels are bigger than the motorbike's make the bus arrive first?

2006-11-20 12:46:09 · 7 answers · asked by Marcelo A 1 in Physics

PLEASE HELP!

2006-11-20 12:46:03 · 4 answers · asked by scuder1002 2 in Singles & Dating

well its called this little light of mind but it is fast pace not like the old spritual it goes..this little light of mine..ima gonna let it shone..this little light of mine..im gonna let it shine...let em see the god..let em see the jesus in me..... this little light of mine. i need the correct title and the artist pretty pleez if anyone knows?

2006-11-20 12:45:59 · 5 answers · asked by daddygirlnunu 1 in Music

How much would I get?

2006-11-20 12:45:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

A bit long, but worth reading



Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes",
he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person
is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly,
they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
I've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you
win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sarah."
DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a
couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times
I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold
Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from
a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the ar*e....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

2006-11-20 12:45:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 12:45:53 · 6 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Christmas

2006-11-20 12:45:52 · 7 answers · asked by firealarm92 3 in Football (American)

Ok I like this boy right... He's perfect... my type and a football player. he's gorgeous except their's one problem. More like three. One he lives far away. Two I don't have much faith in myself. Three he's one year older than me.. I really want to be with him and he means the world to me. Did i forget to mention he's my best friend's older brother. (Innocent)

2006-11-20 12:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by Gi Gi 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 12:45:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

Why is it that Black people always put down Asians and Jews? They're always bitter against Whites, but when they can't make fun of Whites, they resort to calling Asians and Jews racist terms. Whites do it as well, but they do it in a much more discreet, intelligent way. All the Blacks I have known just blatantly make fun of Asians by insulting their eyes or call an Asian guy Bruce Lee or call a Jewish person a greedy bast@rd. What gives? Are so many Blacks simply jealous of other minorities' success?

2006-11-20 12:45:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-20 12:45:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If traveling, a safe quiet trip and a holiday that is all you need.
If alone, friendship.
On The Day, Strength and peace to last till the last guest has gone and that Aunty Joyce stays off the Port and lemon or at least refrains from telling that hideously embarassing story.
My own wish ? To retain the friends I have here and in my daily life.
Love to all, Rose P.

2006-11-20 12:45:38 · 7 answers · asked by rose p 7 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-20 12:45:30 · 27 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 12:45:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

becuase I always wanted to live in the Canary Islands,,who's with me, Ill call the ACLU, I got my eye in some seascape property

oh,,you have to be white otherwise you can't go woth me

Viva La Hippy

2006-11-20 12:45:28 · 19 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Immigration

so if your parents give permission for you to leave home, what age can you leave? i was told 15 but i want to check

2006-11-20 12:45:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

will be replacing an old synthetic marble vanity with a granite vanity. Do you just place it on top of the cabinet? use a silicone caulking to adhere the side and back splash?? does the weight of the granite keep it in place? It'll be like 68-70", will not be at a free standing area... will be set in.

2006-11-20 12:45:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

I love Spongebob and I love the song The Best Day Ever! I want to download it for free and put it on my iPod.

2006-11-20 12:45:19 · 6 answers · asked by tmancubs33 2 in Television

2006-11-20 12:45:12 · 6 answers · asked by Jacob L 3 in Music

2006-11-20 12:45:04 · 5 answers · asked by The Advocate 4 in Baseball

2006-11-20 12:45:00 · 34 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 12:44:52 · 6 answers · asked by Tanya B 1 in Law & Ethics

I would like to promoting do you know any sites that have a large number of populations and free promoting of course ?

2006-11-20 12:44:47 · 3 answers · asked by Morsh 1 in Search Engine Optimization

2006-11-20 12:44:44 · 19 answers · asked by Tori 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups