yo mama so tall i clipped her last week and she's still falling...
yo mama so old i told her to act her age, and she died...
anyone know any good jokes?
2006-11-20 12:46:35 · 9 answers · asked by summer ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around, it's her birthday.
2006-11-20 23:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so ugly freedy cogar has night mares about her.
yo mamas so fat she steped on the scale and she said"hey look its my phone number".
yo mamas so tale she did a hand stand a kicked jueses in the face
i have so many more
your mamas so short she has to open her car door with a sticky hand
2006-11-20 20:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I know similar jokes:
Your house is so small, your front door and your back door are on the same hinge.
Your family is so poor, I went to your house the other day, stepped on a cigarette butt, your mom said, "Who put out the heat?!"
Your family is so poor, I went you your house and rang the doorbell, your mom stuck her head out the window and said, "Ding-dong!"
I saw your Mom the other day kicking a can down the street, I said, "what are you doing?" she said, "moving".
Your Mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your Mama is so fat, she stepped on the scale, it said, "to be continued...".
2006-11-20 21:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by circa 1980 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well this is the only one that pops into my mind,
Yo mama so stupid, when people say its chilly outside, she goes out there with a spoon
2006-11-20 20:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma' so tall, she did a cart wheel and kicked Jesus.
Yo mamma' so old, I saw Christopher Columbus in her year book.
Yo mamma' so slow, she left you genetically predisposed to tardiness.
2006-11-20 20:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's teeth are so yellow....I can't believe it's not butter.
2006-11-20 21:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old she farts dust
yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her aisprin
yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in kindergarten
2006-11-20 20:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by kjl_14 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha DO i
2006-11-20 20:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kellyg 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
what do you call a male butterfly
2006-11-20 20:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋