All categories - 20 November 2006

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the states, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money."

2006-11-20 14:41:56 · 11 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-20 14:41:52 · 1 answers · asked by ayok 2 in Homework Help

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2006-11-20 14:41:48 · 1 answers · asked by schulteboy4life 1 in Games & Gear

2006-11-20 14:41:48 · 26 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Dictionary definitions:American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source he·don·ism (hdn-zm) Pronunciation Key
n.
Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.
Philosophy. The ethical doctrine holding that only what is pleasant or has pleasant consequences is intrinsically good.
Psychology. The doctrine holding that behavior is motivated by the desire for pleasure and the avoidance of pain.

American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source lib·er·tin·ism (lbr-t-nzm) Pronunciation Key
n.
The state or quality of being libertine.
The behavior characteristic of a libertine; promiscuity.
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) - Cite This Source
lib‧er‧tin‧ism  /ˈlɪbərtiˌnɪzəm, -tɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lib-er-tee-niz-uhm, -ti-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun libertine practices or habits of life; disregard of authority or convention in sexual or religious matters.

Also, lib‧er‧tin‧age.

2006-11-20 14:41:43 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

i get the idea that hollister is meant for white kids and rocawear is meant for spanish/black kids. whats the big deal if i wear clothes from both companies? some girls call me a wannabe white girl or wannabe spanish girl. my race is middle eastern/white. can someone please tell me whats wrong with wearing what i want? y is it such a big deal?

2006-11-20 14:41:41 · 10 answers · asked by Vanessa S 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Ok right wen I came home frm skool i got a humangeous [or however u spell] headache and i took tylenol which helped alott...throughout the day ive also been having some throat problems and it hurts everytime i talk and swallow...looks like a sore throat to me..but i reli need help asto what to eat n drink bcos i have FINALS TESTING tomaro n wednesday for TRI1 and i do not want to miss out on that or else i will hav to retake it on FRIDAY [worst week for tests] and I dont want to miss any days of school itt sucks for me:[
pls help me i dont want to be sick for thanksgiving n i will miss out hanging with my friends...
please give me suggestions as to what to eat n drink that will help me get rid of my sore throat!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-20 14:41:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

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Being so liberal as to respect a variety of different opinions and not letting whether someone is conservative or liberal affect how they view the person's character.
OR
Being so conservative as to hate different or new ideas, to condemn everything that sounds different from the conservative standpoint, and to hate someone just because they are liberal and not conservative.

2006-11-20 14:41:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

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2006-11-20 14:41:17 · 9 answers · asked by Lovely 2 in Singles & Dating

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2006-11-20 14:41:11 · 4 answers · asked by deaconjoseph7 1 in Embassies & Consulates

There was a school bus that crashed off a interstate ramp today in Huntsville, AL and killed three high school girls, with three more in very critical condition and another 12 in very bad shape. None was wearing seat belts.

2006-11-20 14:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by bigslick60 3 in Safety

out of all of these ''bad'' teams this year...who do you think is the best
who has the most potential in upcoming years

cleveland 3-7
tennessee 3-7
houston 3-7
oakland 2-8
washington 3-7
detroit 2-8
tampa bay 3-7
arizona 2-8

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My mom raised me on her own my entire youth. She was a great mom. I love her to pieces! She died 2 years ago to cancer. I'm 20 years old. And I'm finally going to meet my father. I'm nervous and excited. Should I bring him something, as a gift? What do I say/talk about? Thanks!

2006-11-20 14:40:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

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2006-11-20 14:40:34 · 3 answers · asked by whatifitoldyou i was a ninja? 2 in Music

If parents were more strict and didn't let their kids run wild then don't you think they wouldn't become pregnant? If parents would just put their kids (teenagers) on birth control then don't you also think there wouldn't be so many teenagers pregnant. Birth control is very effective if used correctly.
Another thing how can someone forget to take their birth control pills? I mean if i had it on the brain about a baby i would be making sure i took that pill everyday.

My parents were strict with me and i didn't get pregnant while i was on birth control so please don't even tell me birth control dosen't work.

Do you think it is okay to be a teenage mom?

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2006-11-20 14:40:20 · 2 answers · asked by lwc 2 in Singapore