Then there was the innocent blonde who decides she wants do something wild and add some spice to her life. She wants to start by renting an X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and looks around, finally settling on a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, slips into something comfortable, lights some candles, pours a glass of wine, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store and complains: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static."
The clerk replies, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
And the blonde answers, "Head Cleaner".
2006-11-19
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