All categories - 19 November 2006

2006-11-19 12:02:12 · 7 answers · asked by B M 1 in Languages

Do you believe in the theory in the movie and novel "The Da Vinci Code" about Jesus??? ( I don't but I was wondering if any of u do)

2006-11-19 12:01:54 · 15 answers · asked by Just Ask :-) 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus ... I'm fockin' focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin'way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step in to the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"

"Mick phoned ..You left your wheelchair at the pub!"

2006-11-19 12:01:49 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 12:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by master 2 in Hair

My hair is naturally curly, like ringlets, & I would like to know what you think is a good straightener but also that doesn't cost a few hundred dollars.

2006-11-19 12:01:35 · 15 answers · asked by liss 2 in Hair

I have changed the plug, & filter a few times and still have same problem. When I pull the rope it feels like its locking up. Any suggestions

2006-11-19 12:01:30 · 4 answers · asked by pit 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I am running windows me.
When I try to access the control panel through start-settings, I receive the error;" Explorer has caused an error in shell32.dll" If I try to access the control panel through the "my computer" icon, I receive the message, " Explorer has caused an error in schell32.dll". I have run registry repair and repaired 106 entries. and my virus scan comes up clean, What might be causing this, and what should I do? Also, I cannot right click the start button to explore.

2006-11-19 12:01:26 · 4 answers · asked by Robster01 3 in Software

2006-11-19 12:01:25 · 15 answers · asked by Mike D 2 in Ethnic Cuisine

w/ the couple that dies in the bathtub and the police came to get them but they had like fishtanks over their head and they dumped the couple in the ocean?

2006-11-19 12:01:25 · 6 answers · asked by Kaylor 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 12:01:24 · 17 answers · asked by Passion S 2 in Cats

2006-11-19 12:01:14 · 0 answers · asked by freekswrld 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

I'll try anything different but have never had the opportunity to try Chitlings & Souse, I'd probably mix it with other foods on my plate like beans or peas.

2006-11-19 12:01:07 · 8 answers · asked by Sean 7 in Cooking & Recipes

Does that make any sense?

2006-11-19 12:01:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-19 12:01:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

I hav elong wavy brown hair and brown eyes to match. My skin is oliv ecolored. Who would I be?

2006-11-19 12:01:05 · 8 answers · asked by de_konesss13 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

I've been with him for 4 years and he never knows what he wants. I usually just get him the newest game system out. Like last year I got him a PS2. But I want to get him something I know he really wants with out having to ask him. What should I do?

2006-11-19 12:01:01 · 19 answers · asked by missadrian05 2 in Singles & Dating

okay this is my sis's account not mine but heres a ??

im an 8th grader i havent talked to the guy i like for a year but we started talking again this year. he like asks me ?'s
he squirts me with water during ss class
he talks to me a lot

okay i know its not a lot
but should i go for it??

2006-11-19 12:00:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

what is 7 1/4 - 3 7/8?

2006-11-19 12:00:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

working on teaching my mare to do collection.. any tips..and she does this dressage thing.. it's when we are like in a walk but she does like a canter at a walk speed..but her head is held really high and it's really bouncey almost like she is raring up and walking at the same time..i see it a lot in the dressage ring..what is that called..thank you for your help

2006-11-19 12:00:45 · 7 answers · asked by i love my son wyatt 2 in Other - Pets

I have two cats and they seem to get into everything imaginable. Last year I put up my tree and they tore the bottom half of it to shreds, all the ornaments had to go on the top half. Please tell me anything that you have tried or heard of to keep them completely away from the tree. Keeping them out of the room is not an option. Thanks!!

2006-11-19 12:00:38 · 7 answers · asked by Stacy 2 in Cats

Is the expensive flat irons really worth it? Give me some names of the good ones! Also, If you use a flat iron, what do you put on your hair that makes it shiny and smooth? Does it damage your hair if you use it everyday?.......Thanks for any answers!

2006-11-19 12:00:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

i like really like this guy, and we were like talking on the phone,about him eating me out when he cames over tonight, but i'm afriad of showing him my overweight goodies,its strange b/c i'm not fat, but i'm fat down there. i wish there was something i can do to improve it, can i get lipo down there, what do u think?

2006-11-19 12:00:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 12:00:18 · 14 answers · asked by crazy4nostalgia 2 in Wrestling

I know i'm in high school, can i get some opions for a job with animals.

2006-11-19 12:00:17 · 11 answers · asked by ILUVE ME! 2 in Careers & Employment

i had my periods when i was 13 now i am 15 ...my periods are irregular sometimes.like they skip a month or two...is there a problem with this?

2006-11-19 12:00:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qloO-HHrPQ

2006-11-19 11:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-11-19 11:59:35 · 4 answers · asked by patience l 1 in Music

of a close family member, what would you say? You would be saying grace in the presence of close family members. Thanks.

2006-11-19 11:59:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

I never really hear anything good about communism in my community, nor do I really know what it is. Based on what I've read from Animal Farm, it seem that it has right motives but wrong users. I don't really know, and If I'm wrong, please correct me. Can someone explain it to me. Thanks!

2006-11-19 11:59:19 · 22 answers · asked by Raï 3 in Politics