Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.
"Bi'Jesus ... I'm fockin' focked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin'way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step in to the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned ..You left your wheelchair at the pub!"
2006-11-19 12:01:49 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREAT, JUST GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!
THAT`S THE KIND OF HUMOUR I WAS TRYING TO FIND!!!
LOOOOOOL!!!
(And I`m still laughing)
THAAANX!
2006-11-19 12:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...read it before in a magazine about the Celtic Festival. I love it.
2006-11-19 20:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was as good as the other one u put in i loved it keep them coming mate 10/10
2006-11-19 20:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Irish don't say shoite it shite lol or feck it lol fecking way lol
2006-11-19 20:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual another great joke!! Keep them coming!!
2006-11-19 20:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lord, this is possibly the funniest joke I have ever heard!! =D can't stop laughing!!! I give this joke 5 stars. heeheehee...
2006-11-19 20:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one.
2006-11-19 20:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny, great joke!
2006-11-19 20:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-20 13:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-19 20:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋