All categories - 15 November 2006

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class.

"There are two things you need in order to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear."

Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked his finger.

"Now you must do the same," he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus but licked my index finger?"

2006-11-15 05:26:24 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 05:26:20 · 1 answers · asked by Paul F 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

i prefer pc because i'ts all i know how to use. i am mac illetarate.

2006-11-15 05:26:08 · 11 answers · asked by the one and only robertc1985 4 in Desktops

About how long should intimacy take and how long should foreplay take. about an average.

2006-11-15 05:26:08 · 14 answers · asked by urhomiesid 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Me and two of my guy friends are sick of Upstate NY and we are going to move after feb. 2007...Pretty much has to be a place that is overall warm and not much snow. Please help us pick somewhere or give us ideas...Some places I am thinking are Wilmington NC, maybe Nevada or Arkansa???

2006-11-15 05:26:05 · 10 answers · asked by dreamer 3 in Other - United States

2006-11-15 05:26:00 · 18 answers · asked by AH 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-11-15 05:25:58 · 9 answers · asked by ean9222 1 in Environment

2006-11-15 05:25:58 · 4 answers · asked by peterthedragonslayer 1 in Movies

Also, how does one reply to that question?
Is it Epidad or something? I completely forgot...

2006-11-15 05:25:57 · 10 answers · asked by billiejeanjackson 1 in Homework Help

2006-11-15 05:25:57 · 4 answers · asked by tammyslayton@sbcglobal.net 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-15 05:25:53 · 10 answers · asked by russellhamuk 3 in Singles & Dating

OK... I am currently 36 weeks pregnant with a little girl... our FIRST and ONLY girl. We currently have 2 boys. I am very experienced with boys, but kinda nervous and clueless with a little girl. We just moved so are about 3000 miles from family and don't really know anyone yet. I thought having the same parts I would kinda know, but my mom, my sister, my MIL, are all giving me advice as far as how to change diapers without giving her a infection or whatever. The more I hear the more nervous I get!! I know "front to back" but does anyone else have any tips or advice for handling little girls either with bathing or diaper changing?! If there was an infection how would I tell? Thank you in advance for any tips or helpful information!!

2006-11-15 05:25:51 · 9 answers · asked by Just me 2 in Newborn & Baby

I bought a 1994 cadillac deville from a very honest man. He told me that he averaged about 24 miles to the gallon and that was also the reading on the dash (it displays the average gas mileage). However, I reset the counter on the dash and now it says I am only averaging about 20 MPG and I drive mostly on the highway. Do I have to run a whole tank of gas for an accurate reading? Or are they pretty accurate from the start?

2006-11-15 05:25:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-11-15 05:25:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

im lookin 2 make some money coming up2 christmas as im poor,and want 2 make this one a one to remember as i'v never had a good one!!!

2006-11-15 05:25:44 · 7 answers · asked by auto head 2 in Careers & Employment

which india won saurav ganguly was mom match was in bangla desh

2006-11-15 05:25:44 · 2 answers · asked by cool_friends13 1 in Cricket

Is there a download site or a person out there that could send it to me? It is not on my XPSP2 CD.I know that it is located in this folder in the other Microsoft Windows XP versions:
VALUEADD\MSFT\NTBACKUP.

I searched the Knowledge Base and could find only articles but no downloads anywhere on the Microsoft site.. At Softpedia.com, that has all the windows stuff, I could not isolate it in my search ; hundreds of programs and applications resulted for downloads. Yes, ofcourse I used quotes. I think it must be available and easily obtained, but I just don't know what I am doing wrong!
Please help.

2006-11-15 05:25:41 · 3 answers · asked by Margo 3 in Software

how do you know if you are making love or just %$^&%@#!? i know im an adult, and i should know but i wanted to know how other people feel about it?

2006-11-15 05:25:40 · 17 answers · asked by MiaDiva28 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

My son has not have a bowel movement its been a week and when he does its real hard and he cries his eyes out because its too hard for him hes drinking similac advance with iron so i called his doctor and she said that i would have to change his milk to no iron at all but theres no formula without iron so i need help in chosing the best formula a/a/s/p plz help

2006-11-15 05:25:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

2006-11-15 05:25:38 · 28 answers · asked by jojo m 1 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-11-15 05:25:32 · 1 answers · asked by adnan a 1 in Medicine

I only use eyeliner on the bottom lashes. I tried putting it on top but I hated how it looked, my eye looked smaller. Is that normal? was I just doing something wrong?

2006-11-15 05:25:27 · 24 answers · asked by Rebcca L 2 in Makeup

potassium bromide.
potassium bromite
potassium bromate.
potassium and bromine

2006-11-15 05:25:22 · 3 answers · asked by bob y 1 in Chemistry

I am so confused....Now this guy I've been involved with for 4 years gets kicked out of the homeless shelter TODAY~~~texts me[which I cannot block] begging to come stay with me.And I have the freakin BIG heart that God blessed me with & I kno he's already trying to screw with my mind by texting things like 'i kno you don't want me there because you said you're going to have a great Thanksgiving and Christmas. ' WTF does THAT mean? That he planned on screwing them up, like usual? I just feel HORRIBLE guilt but no way in hell is he worming his way bak in here.He was asking another woman a few days ago to move in with her~so obviously I'm LAST on his list to try to suck in.I'm tryin to remember the 4 years of hell he's put me thru and the lies and on dating sites asking women for sex and wantiing to marry them. HA! He's still saying he wants to marry me.Its so stupid, its funny. Just please help me with the guilt,I have no problem not taking him bak, I've become stronger,thanks to him.

2006-11-15 05:25:20 · 2 answers · asked by Debbie Ratliff 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

This is a 76mm x 700mm telescope. Also at this point everything seems to be upside down, ( looking at ground objects thru the window, its raining currently ) am I looking at things too close, or am I needing an extra lense to turn everything rightside up

2006-11-15 05:25:19 · 3 answers · asked by Steve H 1 in Astronomy & Space

2006-11-15 05:25:13 · 15 answers · asked by TinkerBell 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-11-15 05:25:13 · 5 answers · asked by brown_eyed_girl_mandy 2 in Skin Conditions

2006-11-15 05:25:10 · 8 answers · asked by Lovely &..... 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-15 05:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

i had my last period on oct.31,my breasts are tender,took a preg. test was -,usually my breasts get tender 1 wk. before i start.

2006-11-15 05:25:06 · 5 answers · asked by daleswife 4 in Pregnancy