An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class.
"There are two things you need in order to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear."
Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked his finger.
"Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus but licked my index finger?"
2006-11-15 05:26:24 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO.... Now that was hilarious!! Well Done!
2006-11-15 05:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
College was more fun than High School because I got a very good chance of growing up in my life.
2006-11-15 13:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Louise Smith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yum
2006-11-15 13:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High school because you can slack and still get A's
In college you actually have to work for your A's
2006-11-15 13:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Mae Bop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! We took the same class!
2006-11-15 13:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to guess college, because I sure didn't like high school one bit.
2006-11-15 13:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! gross but funny!
i liked college better cuz i have more spare time
2006-11-15 13:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by lola_blue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to me high school is more fun
2006-11-15 13:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by lisa h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! that;s freakin' funny. thank you again!
2006-11-15 13:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. that's called PAY ATTENTION CLASS!!!
2006-11-15 13:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋