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There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.

"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."

2006-11-14 06:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The law says that it's illegal to sell weed, but what about smoking it? I know that everyone is not growingthis drug, so my point is that there has to be an inside worker that is helping distribute this drug. And to be honest I really believe that there is nothing wrong with smoking weed, but then again some people can't take it so. My question is why is weed so illegal? And how can anybody compare that drug to any other drug that there is?

2006-11-14 06:45:10 · 4 answers · asked by Mama^88 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I would like it more often, she's fine with once a week.It is great for both of us when we do it.any tips to raise her interest????

2006-11-14 06:45:05 · 2 answers · asked by BLI 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I am 20 and I had a dream that I was pregnant and already had another child, but I have not had any children and I do not think that I am pregnant does anyone know what this could mean?

2006-11-14 06:45:02 · 4 answers · asked by princessbarbiex04 2 in Pregnancy

I'm trying to think of somethin fun to do this weekend with my bf. I don't want the normal movie, bowling, dinner thing. I want something exciting, fun! Last week we already did the museum things. But the problem is we live in cold ole Michigan...lol So it needs to be inside. We don't want to be gone all day because we want to watch a football game but we want to spend all saturday together. Maybe a little romantic but not neccasary. Any thoughts or websites to direct me to would be great!!!!

2006-11-14 06:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by browneyegirl 3 in Singles & Dating

I went out to dinner with a group of friends who brought along a woman friend of theirs. Man she is beautiful! Dark brown hair and eyes to match and has a beautiful smile. She made a funny comment during dinner and we all laughed, I right away liked her sense of humor. I found out she's single and called her up a couple of days later. She's easy to talk to and we have alot of laughs. I want to ask her out but am afraid of rejection. I did ask her if she's seeing anyone and she said no. Should I take a chance and ask her out?

2006-11-14 06:44:53 · 5 answers · asked by Ron 1 in Singles & Dating

Legalize Treason
Up with Communism
Hitler For President
Support Iraqi Troops
Down with America

2006-11-14 06:44:43 · 22 answers · asked by usasucks 1 in Military

1. Only animal to have four knees.

2. Biggest bee-related organism.

3. Biggest microscopic creature.

4. Can survive the vacume of space.

5. Only species with no males, but females can reproduce. (It is a mammal)

2006-11-14 06:44:39 · 10 answers · asked by Justin B 2 in Zoology

I've been looking for a while and there seems to be a shortage in the guys in this world...I guess i can tell you a little bit about myself...well....I'm 5'4, short brown hair, I dress punky, and a little goth, not that much...I love to play guitar, and hang out, maybe cuddle, if nessesary...lol...well, let me know...

2006-11-14 06:44:38 · 9 answers · asked by jimsbud 1 in Singles & Dating

My fiancee and i are having our wedding in June. We want a camo wedding dress....i thought i had found one but it turned out not fitting and it was a HUGE mess....so now i am asking if there is ANYbody out there whocan help me with any links or help find my camo dress. I just want something unique...ya know? This is just an idea that i am really in to!!!
here is a link to one that i found....but i want more options....
http://www.erikasarkozi.co.uk/images/09-...

2006-11-14 06:44:25 · 6 answers · asked by ~Welcome Abigail Grace~ 2 in Weddings

I am cosidering to learn about all religions, not follow all(that would be too difficult) just learn and maybe attend religions. Do you have some good sites or advise for me, i could use some help right now. I already know about Wicca and Kemetic Orthodoxy(i follow those two religions), do you have any other suggestions 4 me?

2006-11-14 06:44:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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any1 have tips on how to kiss very very good

2006-11-14 06:44:20 · 10 answers · asked by Justin H 2 in Singles & Dating

i am not trying to make anyone mad-but there r a lot of differences concerning rules(laws) and expectations. old-eye for an eye new-turn the other cheek
isnt the god of yesterday the god of today
again this isnt meant to be offensive

2006-11-14 06:44:09 · 14 answers · asked by Daniel 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Legalize Treason
Up with Communism
Hitler For President
Support Iraqi Troops
Down with America

2006-11-14 06:44:09 · 29 answers · asked by usasucks 1 in Singles & Dating

like example : from where and with what things

2006-11-14 06:44:01 · 6 answers · asked by agustin22_7 2 in Programming & Design

i just got a huge pimple on my nose. It looks like a cherry!!! I got a huge meeting with many different people tomorrow!!!! how do i get rid of it? i don't want all those ppl having the impression that i'm the red-nose Rudolph. Please help, i dont' want a huge scar but i need help!

2006-11-14 06:43:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

Legalize Treason
Up with Communism
Hitler For President
Support Iraqi Troops
Down with America

2006-11-14 06:43:45 · 21 answers · asked by usasucks 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I went to a hotel in Myrtle Beach, SC. They had that cheezy breakfast in the lobby thing, but the pancakes were killer. I have no idea what kind they were but it wasn't regular pancake mix. It was almost like somekind of wheat or something. I miss those pancakes!

2006-11-14 06:43:43 · 3 answers · asked by MGrnl 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-14 06:43:42 · 16 answers · asked by Reagan Conservative 2 in Politics

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