There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
2006-11-14 06:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO, I love it.
2006-11-14 08:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It hardly had any response to it at all. Didn't even think it was that funny. More like a waste of time... but then again I'm on yahoo answers.
2006-11-14 14:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Rachael C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emm no its funny except the visual image of someones pecker being sliced...
2006-11-14 14:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by Damien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is too funny! Do you have anymore like this?
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2006-11-14 14:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by duke4172 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude your crazy, lololololol
2006-11-14 14:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha ha ha ha that's funny. Well, it's kinda funny.....Ok, its cute, real cute. Ok? Geez, what do I have to do to get my 10 points?
2006-11-14 14:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! i thought it was a machine, man am i slow xP
2006-11-14 14:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
i got a chuckle
but i'm a sick twisted person
2006-11-14 14:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was very funny not really but it made me laugh heheh :-)
2006-11-14 14:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by erica p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-11-14 14:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by Bebe1016 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2006-11-14 14:48:11 · answer #11 · answered by Wedding Crasher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋