Little April was not the best student in sunday school,usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher tried 2 catch little April out 2 c if she was paying attention in class.she called on her while she was napping,"Tell me, April ,who created the universe?"when April didn't stir,little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her,took a pen and jabbed her in the rear."GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said,"very good,"and April fell bk asleep.A while l8r the teacher asked April,"Who is our lord and saviour,"But,April didn't even stir from her slumber.Once again, Johnny came 2 the rescue and stuck her again."JESUS CHRIST!"shouted april and the teacher said,"very good,"and April fell bk asleep.Then the teacher asked April a 3rd question."What did eve say 2 adam after she had their 23rd child?"And again, johnny jabbed her with the pen.This time april jumped up and shouted,IF U STICK THAT F---ING THING IN ME 1 MORE TIME,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP UR A-SE!"
2006-11-09
06:12:41
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