Little April was not the best student in sunday school,usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher tried 2 catch little April out 2 c if she was paying attention in class.she called on her while she was napping,"Tell me, April ,who created the universe?"when April didn't stir,little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her,took a pen and jabbed her in the rear."GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said,"very good,"and April fell bk asleep.A while l8r the teacher asked April,"Who is our lord and saviour,"But,April didn't even stir from her slumber.Once again, Johnny came 2 the rescue and stuck her again."JESUS CHRIST!"shouted april and the teacher said,"very good,"and April fell bk asleep.Then the teacher asked April a 3rd question."What did eve say 2 adam after she had their 23rd child?"And again, johnny jabbed her with the pen.This time april jumped up and shouted,IF U STICK THAT F---ING THING IN ME 1 MORE TIME,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP UR A-SE!"
2006-11-09 06:12:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww...she's not so little is she...I loved that joke,,,,,,,,Gold star for you!
2006-11-09 06:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 00:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. Oldie but goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great Friday.
2006-11-09 20:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abashedgneg?
2006-11-09 06:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
It's nice to hear a joke that I haven't heard before.
Thanks for the giggle.
2006-11-09 06:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a belly wobbler.
2006-11-09 08:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-10 08:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st Class love a great joke, and well worth reading
2006-11-09 06:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill don't care if it's an old one it's dam funny
2006-11-09 07:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAY! another joke I can add to my list. That makes two that i can remember!
2006-11-09 06:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is bloody hilerious. i had a crap day today and that has cheered me up no end. thank you very much
2006-11-09 06:50:38 · answer #11 · answered by jiving 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋