All categories - 30 October 2006

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

2006-10-30 15:43:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does the Universe had a begin and goes to have an end,
Or the Universe always existed and always goes to exist?

2006-10-30 15:43:35 · 18 answers · asked by Pumpkin 2 in Philosophy

My older two children have decided that they wanted to dress up as Thing 1 and Thing 2 (from the Dr.Suess books) for Halloween, so I went out and bought the spray on hair color for halloween in blue for their hair. Now reading the back of the can I see that it says that people with light blond hair sould "proceed with caution"-I am assuming in relation to removability. Is there a particular brand that would be best on my kids' hair, they are both really light blonds, almost white, or is there something that I could do to their hair before spraying it so that the spray might come out easier? I hate to tell them that they can't be what they want to be, and I don't think that I would be able to find two blue wigs this close.

2006-10-30 15:43:35 · 3 answers · asked by bluekitty8098 4 in Halloween

Would you vote for a black person just based on skin color?

2006-10-30 15:43:33 · 22 answers · asked by New Foil Hat1134 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 15:43:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have known this guy for about 6 years and was never really attracted to him. I just thought of him as a friend. He was also a couple years younger than me and at 25 that seems like a big difference. Anyways, I saw him out one night and we ended up partying all night. We went back to where he was staying and had sex all night too. The next morning we woke up and he took me to my car. I honestly didn't think that I would talk to him again. The next day he paged me and we texted for like 2 hours. Very flirty and ready to get it on again. Texted him the next day and he texted back very briefly. Then he texted me at 4 in the morning that weekend which was kinda lame. Then on Mond. he texted me wanting me to come over, of course to hook up. I know this is just a hook up, but how would I know if it could be more? What kind of things would he say to make me think he liked me? Or should I just take it as a hook up?

2006-10-30 15:43:18 · 22 answers · asked by sblvlokester 1 in Singles & Dating

i'mean all religions starting with Judism,Christianity and finally Islam ,all tell to be peace with others i've many world wide frinds with different nationality and religions snd they are soooooooooo nice really and when we talk regarding religions even we are different but still we love each other and respect different openion , may be you will ask ur self why i'm writing such question , becouse i wanna all the ppl world wide each other we are all human and we are in one home(our plue plant (the Earth))at one sky , some times times when i imagine my self as a star looking from the space to this planet and think (if the ppl live on it are happy , live in peace )but when i return to the reality and remember the wars every where and bombs some times i feel i shouldn't move from home ,
but you know dear yahoos, my question actually to let us share ideas how to be peace with others , if u try to know other cultures and friends u will find them really kind ,
so, lets live in peace:)

2006-10-30 15:43:15 · 3 answers · asked by Rama 1 in Religion & Spirituality

IS the sun in SPACE or in the ATMOSPHERE?


Because the sun would be a satellite of Earth, right? HELP ME

2006-10-30 15:43:12 · 10 answers · asked by Brown Eyes 2 in Astronomy & Space

A person weighing 0.7 kN rides in an elevator that has a downward acceleration of 1.9 m/s^2. The acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s^2. What is the magnitude of the force of the elevator floor on the person? Answer in units of kN.

2006-10-30 15:43:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

it is very obvious that there is as the earth is melting just look at the artic and antartica. what about the droughts and the fact that there sa no rain what planet do you live on

2006-10-30 15:43:05 · 4 answers · asked by jonesshel 1 in Environment

What has been your experience with them?

2006-10-30 15:42:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-10-30 15:42:43 · 9 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok here my problem. I think I am in love with my best friend of 12 yrs. about 6 yrs. ago he moved but now we are in high school and I forgot how wonderful he is! and I can NOT stop thinking about him. he has seen me at my worse but I can't get dressed in the morning without thinking what he will think about it. Help me. what should I do should I tell him and risk ruining the greatest thing in my life or just go on living like this?

2006-10-30 15:42:40 · 7 answers · asked by dancer4lifeJ 2 in Friends

2006-10-30 15:42:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

Just curious what is everyones take on this. Does the Us Military have what it takes to solve the worlds problems? Or should we go back to the isolationism policies of the early 1900's and solve our problems inside the borders first?

2006-10-30 15:42:18 · 16 answers · asked by devilduck74 3 in Military

2006-10-30 15:42:07 · 1 answers · asked by newbiegranny 5 in Careers & Employment

2006-10-30 15:41:53 · 9 answers · asked by aeyad87 1 in Mathematics

And which one is more severe?

2006-10-30 15:41:49 · 5 answers · asked by pxn11 1 in Insurance & Registration

A 36kg box slides down a 29º ramp with an acceleration of 1.34 m/s^2

How do i find the coefficient of the kinetic friction between the box and the ramp??

2006-10-30 15:41:47 · 3 answers · asked by wish1oh1 1 in Physics

I can't find a good face to use as a template for painting my kids face like a zombie. I got a kit for it but no pictures. anyone got a link to a good sized picture?

2006-10-30 15:41:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

I'm thinking of getting it for myself and for a bunch as gifts for my friends, sisters, aunts etc. What do you think? Anyone have one already? How is it?

2006-10-30 15:41:43 · 1 answers · asked by Mishy 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-30 15:41:34 · 14 answers · asked by Kim 3 in Other - Pets

2006-10-30 15:41:27 · 34 answers · asked by naruto u 1 in Men's Health

Fantasy?...

Hmmm...

Me,i pretty much live a real life of fastasy...
Of sorts...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-10-30 15:41:26 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I married my husband because my mom said i should on her death bed. I have never trusted him because he is a pathological liar,he lies just to be in a conversation. He has cheated before but will never admit it. He has been caught flirting with teenagers but says he is saved now. We don't have sex ,but he swears he loves me,and now he just irritates me,I have never really felt like he loves me. The only reasons I havent left is because I have 4 kids 2 are his and because marriage is honorable in Gods eyes.I am so confused . I have tried to leave but he always says he can do better.Its been 6 years now no better. Please help!!!!!

2006-10-30 15:41:18 · 28 answers · asked by Lynboges 2 in Marriage & Divorce

i was thinking about getting a bike but do the tires blow out like on cars cuz then you would only have one good tire and crash right?

2006-10-30 15:41:13 · 10 answers · asked by H is King 1 in Motorcycles

2006-10-30 15:41:05 · 7 answers · asked by Deavious999 3 in Hockey

2006-10-30 15:41:05 · 8 answers · asked by Harriette C 1 in Basketball

I've got very nice hair that's neither very thick nor very thin. Texture can very between African curly, and Asian striaght. I'm dressing as a cowgirl this year. Any suggestions? Also, how should I do my makeup? I'm addicted to thick eyeliner, but I'm not sure if that would exactly fit the costume. The goal is to go as genuine as possible, rather than cheesy, or too sexy...

2006-10-30 15:41:02 · 8 answers · asked by Jasmine 5 in Halloween

I thank you all who gave me answers on my first question. Sorry for not giving enough info but, it was my first time to try this and I didn't know exactly what to do. Now I know to give the most info right away. I am pretty familiar with guns, I have two rifles and one shotgun(not including the rifle in question), but this one does not seem to have the name ingraved anywhere. I only know that it is a .30/30 caliber with a nickle steel barrel & smokeless. It's a lever action and has a blind box for a magazine.

2006-10-30 15:40:57 · 4 answers · asked by Arnie 1 in Hunting