All categories - 26 October 2006

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2006-10-26 21:46:44 · 29 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1.Your mom colours your eggs nice, but tell her to change the lipstick
2.You have legs like doe.Thin, curved and hairy.
3.You are sweet as diabetes.
4.Your house is so small that you have to eat big pizza in your yard.
5.Yor are living proof that shits can walk.
6.WHy does farting stinks?-SO that deaf people can hear it.
7.What's the name of the bloodiest Japanese in the world?-Tam-pon

2006-10-26 21:46:42 · 3 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i need a graphics card for $700 or under (australian dollars) , must be SLI

2006-10-26 21:46:37 · 5 answers · asked by Elly L 1 in Add-ons

2006-10-26 21:46:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:46:28 · 22 answers · asked by Alpha 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm working on my story , but now I have writers block. What can I do . How can I get rid of this and get more ideas. Please help and dont be rude. And why do I have writers block.

2006-10-26 21:46:21 · 11 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Books & Authors

I have looked but I can't seem to find a comprehensive document.

2006-10-26 21:46:17 · 6 answers · asked by tay_jen1 5 in South Africa

Hello! i have been married for 15 months and my husband and i want to have a baby.We've been trying to get me pragnent but nothing has happened yet. He told me that as a child he had very severe asthama. The doctors heavily relied on the Cartizon medicine for about 5 years. I just want to know if cartizon effects the sperm count or the male fertility in any way? Secondly, my husband got his spine operated just a month before marriage i.e june 2005,he had a slip disc. People told me that spine operations reduces sperm count or completly dries the sperm,is that true? What should i do? I m 28 years old and my husband is 36.I for my self never had any serious health problem in my life.My periods are very regular.We make sex once in about a week, and especially on the 13th,14th,and 15th day after my periods.But somehow i never get fully satisfied, neither i get a lot of pleasure. its just OK. We havnt consulted a doctor yet. What could be the easiest solution to our problem?

2006-10-26 21:46:00 · 2 answers · asked by zeh 1 in Men's Health

I want to study medicine .I got 87.33% in 12th.Now I am confused about where to take admission.In India or abroad?I have invitation from moldova(medical university) which is organized by Hope medical institute,USA and located in Europe.Now I want to know whether the level of education in moldova higher than India.Moreover it is organized by HMI ,USA.So I am confused what to do.Please help!

2006-10-26 21:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by Neo 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-26 21:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by NotSure 1 in Languages

2006-10-26 21:45:43 · 69 answers · asked by Kazza1062 2 in Weather

An Irish man walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please" the shop keeper says "sorry we don't sell wasps" the Irish man says "well you've got one in the window!" :0)

2006-10-26 21:45:38 · 42 answers · asked by f**kwit 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i liked sum1 and even he liked me...but i guess after sum time we jus' fell apart..stopped talking to each other...i mean, for sumone who was as close as ur best buddy,u'd feel bad rite?
so there was this photo thing last month and when his pic was being clicked, i was watching him the whole time, and then i started feeling rreeeeeaaally mean and bad...hollow like...hot empty hole inside... like just before you want to cry...
this is crazy rite? theres nothing i can do..so wat is this? postively craziness..but i need another reason, any idea??

2006-10-26 21:45:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

i can't find a freaking thing! I need an ambush organization drill sargeant! I can't afford an organizational coach or service, so what can I do on my own to rearrange my thinking/lifestyle?

2006-10-26 21:45:28 · 4 answers · asked by amuse4you 4 in Gender Studies

2006-10-26 21:45:17 · 30 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which one do you like/identify with more? Girls, if you could date one which would it be and why?

2006-10-26 21:45:16 · 6 answers · asked by Summer 1 in Polls & Surveys

did meteor showers kill them while smaller animals survive the meteor, or they were not able to enter noah's arc?

2006-10-26 21:44:51 · 30 answers · asked by pao 1 in Anthropology

A box is given a push so that it slides across the floor. How far will it go, given that the coefficient of kinetic friction is .20 and the push imparts an initial speed of 4.0m/s?

2006-10-26 21:44:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

(As quick as possible )

2006-10-26 21:44:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gambling

I just found out i am pregnant and wanted to know what is my chance of havin twins my grandmother's 3rd and 4th child where twin boy and girl and my mother's first 2 children were twin boy and girl what are my chances of having twins ??/

2006-10-26 21:44:30 · 4 answers · asked by valerhu22 1 in Pregnancy

2006-10-26 21:44:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-10-26 21:44:16 · 3 answers · asked by ankur s 1 in Mathematics

2006-10-26 21:44:14 · 22 answers · asked by alanfgau 1 in Other - Society & Culture

In Hell??

2006-10-26 21:44:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is that a true and accurate reflection of life in southern America?

2006-10-26 21:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i just wonder how day to day living varies from place to place. where are you, whats it like there, do you like it or hate it, what are the people like?? yes, i am nosey!

2006-10-26 21:43:43 · 10 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Other - Society & Culture

Men are sexually active till the age of 80 however their spouces become sexually inactive around 40s. So please tell me as to what married men should do to satisfy their libido. In this case why they should not date other willing girls. Isn't it better than visiting sex workers. Please give honest answers. No moral science classes please

2006-10-26 21:43:35 · 19 answers · asked by answer pro 1 in Singles & Dating

while horse back riding. an bye the way i aint from essex .lol

2006-10-26 21:43:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

At home with wife who has lost her sight to glacoma. Desperately need the income. Have all the time in the world. Still young [at 51] and pretty fit. capable of metting deadlines. Please point us in the right direction. Company must be legit. GOD BLESS !!

2006-10-26 21:43:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance