1.Your mom colours your eggs nice, but tell her to change the lipstick
2.You have legs like doe.Thin, curved and hairy.
3.You are sweet as diabetes.
4.Your house is so small that you have to eat big pizza in your yard.
5.Yor are living proof that shits can walk.
6.WHy does farting stinks?-SO that deaf people can hear it.
7.What's the name of the bloodiest Japanese in the world?-Tam-pon
2006-10-26 21:46:42 · 3 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
REMEMBER:This is not written to offend someone.Do not take it presonally!It is just for fun
2006-10-26 22:32:32 · update #1
funny.
2006-10-26 21:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that hurts, it just so happens my mom was a tacky whore cause her father wouldnt send her to band camp/i dont believe in shaving- god made me just right/who told you i was diabetic?-i just found out alst week!/its not a small house!-its an efficiency..../and all the others, you have lost me on---i think youre high! dope-smoker!
2006-10-27 05:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your q......... is not better then me............
2006-10-27 04:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋