A duck walks in to a post office & says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the man says,
“No, we only sell post cards, stamps and envelopes”, so the duck left….
The next day the duck walks into the post office again and says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the and the man said,
“No!, And if you ever come in here asking for soap one more time,
I'll nail your damn beak to this desk!!!”
…so the duck come in on the next day and says,
”Do you have any nails?”
and the furious man says,
“NO!!!!!!!!!”
so the duck says, “Ok do you have any soap?”
2006-10-26
21:50:40
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