A duck walks in to a post office & says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the man says,
“No, we only sell post cards, stamps and envelopes”, so the duck left….
The next day the duck walks into the post office again and says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the and the man said,
“No!, And if you ever come in here asking for soap one more time,
I'll nail your damn beak to this desk!!!”
…so the duck come in on the next day and says,
”Do you have any nails?”
and the furious man says,
“NO!!!!!!!!!”
so the duck says, “Ok do you have any soap?”
2006-10-26 21:50:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pain in the @ss Duck hahahahahaha!
2006-10-26 21:52:17 · update #1
Gotta ♥ them ducks! lol theyre quack-tastic!
2006-10-27 03:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How historic are you? Because even my three yr historic son could in no way do this. You would as good quit asking this question in view that noone can provide you the reply you wish. You tousled truly dangerous and, technically you would pass to prison in view that you couldve killed that guy. The simplest approach you would pass to drivers ed is by way of buildind up your mother and father believe with the intention to absolutely take time as a rule a couple of months. Your mother and father are proper to punish you and also you will have to no longer force until you'll be able to end up your self in charge.Amabel is proper are you going to hold gambling dull jokes at the back of the wheel?
2016-09-01 03:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didnt ask if the bloke had a nail GUN did he? Or he would be duckin
2006-10-26 21:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 02:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats right lil ducky friend, call his his bluff! hahaha...
2006-10-26 21:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for making me chuckle, dude!
2006-10-26 23:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋