An Irish man walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please" the shop keeper says "sorry we don't sell wasps" the Irish man says "well you've got one in the window!" :0)
2006-10-26 21:45:38 · 42 answers · asked by f**kwit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was good. cute.
2006-10-26 21:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To which the shop keeper replied "Oh that, it's just in and costs £10" which the Irish man thought was fair enough and bought it.
The only problem was it was a police sting and he got arrested for selling dangerous animals without a licence. hahahaha.
2006-10-27 01:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My face aint even twitching if you want a heap of good jokes visit this site
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2006-10-26 22:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even close to being funny. Sorry, you will have to do better
0.5 / 10
2006-10-26 22:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrrr but it wasn't a wasp it was a bee
2006-10-26 21:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That did not make me smile. Sorry.
2006-10-26 22:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a bee line out of here and buzz off
lol
2006-10-26 21:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by echo c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
did they sell it to him?
lol
7/10
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2006-10-26 22:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i laughed wait no sorry that was a cough.
2006-10-26 21:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by alaskan_wolf10 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You fibbed, it didn't make me smile. This joke didn't even make me grin. It did however, make me shout out, "How stupid is that?"
2006-10-26 21:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats cute
2006-10-26 22:34:41 · answer #11 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋