A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-10-26 21:46:44 · 29 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!
2006-10-26 21:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe
2006-10-26 22:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Thats funny
2006-10-26 21:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by dr3aming_xo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that reminds me of another but ill post it as a question later but the one i know is a misunderstanding. That was dirty
2006-10-26 22:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! The tables have turned. Muahahaha!!!
2006-10-26 22:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was yesterdays joke,but I loved it I even printed it out its a good joke.
2006-10-26 22:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Sauce for the Goose IS sauce for the Gander, after all! LOL.
2006-10-30 07:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah haha hah! whooo! thats gonna hurt! at least they were on the same page though, huh?
2006-10-26 21:55:38 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* I've heard this one before but yeah thats ******* funny! LoL
2006-10-26 21:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, really I laughed out loud.
2006-10-26 21:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋