A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. when he gets there he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling & flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans.. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.
The man answers, Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, & watch the game.
The leper sits down and adds, As you can see, I have leprosy. If
it disturbs you, I will move. It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, & watch the game.
A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.
Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.
Seeing this, the leper gets up & says, Thank you for allowing
me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused
you to get sick. I will find another place to sit. It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up & watch the game. So the leper sits back down.
2006-10-25
02:57:06
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