A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. when he gets there he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling & flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans.. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.
The man answers, Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, & watch the game.
The leper sits down and adds, As you can see, I have leprosy. If
it disturbs you, I will move. It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, & watch the game.
A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.
Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.
Seeing this, the leper gets up & says, Thank you for allowing
me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused
you to get sick. I will find another place to sit. It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up & watch the game. So the leper sits back down.
2006-10-25 02:57:06 · 20 answers · asked by get_unlost 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But during the sixth inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.
Seeing this, the leper gets up & says, Thank you for allowing
me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused
you to get sick. I will find another place to sit. Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up & watch the game.So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave.
But the man insists, Really, it's NOT you.
So the leper asks, Well if it's not me that is making you so sick,
that what is it?It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back
2006-10-25 02:57:30 · update #1
What's pink and screams - a peeled baby in a salt bath
What's the difference between a lorry load of babies and a lorry load of sand? - you can't unload the sand with a pitch fork.
Sorry - they are the grossest jokes I know of
2006-10-25 03:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That would be a 10.
Okay...
A guy goes to New Orleans for the first time since the hurricane to get laid. Economy is slow, and much of the area's employment is still relocated. He walks into a dilapidated whorehouse, and sees an elderly lady with one glass eye looking at him with a warm, toothless smile.
"May I help you?" She asks.
He explains his situation, and they proceed into another room separated by a dingy sheet.
She lets him know that due to the severity of her gonorrhea, along with the lack of medical treatment in the area, he will have to have intercourse with her in her eye socket. He does.
"Wow! That was the best I've ever had!" He exclaims.
"Come back anytime, honey." she says.
"Can I ask for you?" "What's your name?"
"Don't worry, darlin' I'll be sure to keep an eye out for ya!"
Is that better?
2006-10-25 03:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been some large performs in this year's international sequence. Pitching became magnificent for the two Boston and the Rockies. To me the main suitable play of the sequence became the p.c.. off at 1st base - it became image suitable. score the sequence, i might supply the 4 sport sweep a 9. it could have gained a 10 had my p.c.. - Colorado - gained. yet hats off to the purple Sox. They earned the win.
2016-10-16 09:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give the joke a 6 and I give it a 100 for sickness!
2006-10-25 03:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That is a 10!
2006-10-25 03:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by xdtsztr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!
2006-10-25 03:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 6 here's one....
A little boy comes home from school and asks his father "Daddy, someone said vagina today, I was wondering, what is it?"
The father looks over and says "Well son its what a woman has"
"Whats it look like daddy?"
"Well before sex it looks like a beautiful flower"
"And after" the little boy asks
"Well son, have you ever seen a pit bull eating a bowl of mayonaise?"
2006-10-25 04:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one worse, but it violates community standards and I am on the Very Bad List for that
2006-10-25 02:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is SOOOO SICK!! deffinitely 8/10
2006-10-25 03:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by cashfan28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6-7, dead baby jokes can get pretty creatively gross, also canibal jokes... cant display them for yahoo purposes, but you can google them, and find a ton ^_^
2006-10-25 04:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋