An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he met her doctor asked him to run a simple test that could give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30, then 20 feet, and so on till you get a response."
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen, and he's in living room. He thought, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens and he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he moved to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
Next he moves into the dining room and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he walks up to the kitchen door. "Honey, what's for supper?" AGAIN NO RESPONSE
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
2006-10-23
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