An old man was wandering on a beach one day, when he tripped over a decorative vase, with a cork stuffed into the top. He was curious about why someone would take the trouble to stuff a cork into this vase, so he uncorked the vase. Instantly, a giant cloud came surging out of the vase, and to the old man's amazement, a genie formed from the cloud.
"I will grant you three wishes, my new master," said the genie to the old man. But the genie cautioned the old man to be careful for what he wished for. "All you need do is utter the words 'I wish' and then tell me your fondest desire and, I will make it reality," said the genie.
Well, the old man was truly excited! There were SO many things he would like, and he thought about what he would wish for long and hard.
At long last, he said, "Genie, I wish to be 25 years old again!" POOF!
The old man is gone, replaced by a young, handsome version.
2006-10-21
00:14:42
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