An old man was wandering on a beach one day, when he tripped over a decorative vase, with a cork stuffed into the top. He was curious about why someone would take the trouble to stuff a cork into this vase, so he uncorked the vase. Instantly, a giant cloud came surging out of the vase, and to the old man's amazement, a genie formed from the cloud.
"I will grant you three wishes, my new master," said the genie to the old man. But the genie cautioned the old man to be careful for what he wished for. "All you need do is utter the words 'I wish' and then tell me your fondest desire and, I will make it reality," said the genie.
Well, the old man was truly excited! There were SO many things he would like, and he thought about what he would wish for long and hard.
At long last, he said, "Genie, I wish to be 25 years old again!" POOF!
The old man is gone, replaced by a young, handsome version.
2006-10-21 00:14:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next, the handsome young man said "Genie, I wish to be rich beyond my
wildest dreams, with a sports car and lovely young women at my beck
and call!" POOF! A shiny, red Jaguar appears before the astonished
young man, with two lovely women seated in the car.
The young man grabs the vase and climbs in the Jaguar, and drives off
the sandy beach onto the highway with the genie hovering attentively
at his side.
Happy with his new life, the young man starts humming a familiar tune,
then starts the first verse of the song, "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar
Meyer Wiener." POOF!
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2006-10-21 00:16:01 · update #1
ha neharockings, how about 9.9 marks outa 10
2006-10-21 00:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good 7 1/2 out of 10.
2006-10-21 07:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 8, not a bad joke..kinda cute...made me smile...great job!
2006-10-21 07:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
challenging thing. do a search onto yahoo and bing. just that may help!
2014-11-06 00:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i'd give it an 8.I liked your last one better though.
2006-10-21 09:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-21 12:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋