A doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary Hassoun and tells him, "Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients.
"Yes, sir", answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks, "So Hassoun, how was your day?"
Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache and I gave him Tylenol".
"Bravo Hassoun, and the second one?"
"The second one had a stomach ache, and I gave him Maalox."
Bravo Hassoun, ''You're good at this, and the third one?"
"I was sitting, and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a house-a-fire and undresses herself, taking off her bra and then taking off her panties. Then she jumped up and lays down on the table and shouts, "HELP ME, It has been 5 years since I have not seen any man!"
"And what did you do Hassoun?" asks the doctor.
"It was easy, I put eye drops in her eyes."
2006-10-20
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