A doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary Hassoun and tells him, "Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients.
"Yes, sir", answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks, "So Hassoun, how was your day?"
Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache and I gave him Tylenol".
"Bravo Hassoun, and the second one?"
"The second one had a stomach ache, and I gave him Maalox."
Bravo Hassoun, ''You're good at this, and the third one?"
"I was sitting, and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a house-a-fire and undresses herself, taking off her bra and then taking off her panties. Then she jumped up and lays down on the table and shouts, "HELP ME, It has been 5 years since I have not seen any man!"
"And what did you do Hassoun?" asks the doctor.
"It was easy, I put eye drops in her eyes."
2006-10-20 18:04:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that was cute.
2006-10-20 19:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Hassoun not being an M.D. was the perfect person to leave
in charge, because he could not legally prescribe drugs and as
such could do no harm.
2006-10-21 01:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i might ask hassoun to put an eye drops into my eyes as well..hehehe cool
2006-10-24 19:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's going in my good-dirty-jokes pile.
2006-10-21 01:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Has soun, if ever, will some people get? You tell me!
2006-10-23 20:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I need some of those drops.....
2006-10-22 20:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny......somehow i dont think that this is what the doctor himself would have done...lol
2006-10-24 12:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funny.
somehow i think he did the right thing ^_^
2006-10-21 01:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...good.
2006-10-21 01:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 01:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋