A guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madam, “What can I get for $20?”
She, totally uninterested in this “big spender” calls over her shoulder, “Maisie, come and give this guy a Penguin”
Maisie walks over, kneels in front of the guy, drops his trousers and shorts and starts to give him oral. She stops about 30 seconds before he’s ready to come and walks away.
The guy walks after her, still with his shorts and trousers round his legs, and cries out “What’s a Penguin?”
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
2006-10-17
03:09:28
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