A guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madam, “What can I get for $20?”
She, totally uninterested in this “big spender” calls over her shoulder, “Maisie, come and give this guy a Penguin”
Maisie walks over, kneels in front of the guy, drops his trousers and shorts and starts to give him oral. She stops about 30 seconds before he’s ready to come and walks away.
The guy walks after her, still with his shorts and trousers round his legs, and cries out “What’s a Penguin?”
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
2006-10-17 03:09:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT MAN!!!!!
THE SECOND JOKE IS MUCH BETTER, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE TOTALLY AWESOME AND ROCKING!!!
I GIVE IT 10/10.
TWO THUMBS UP!!!!!
2006-10-17 03:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pair of winners (that penguin is funny)
2006-10-17 03:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.really now its $25 to go back but$ 20to do there thing i like this story
2006-10-17 03:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by tamara c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The penguin one was good, but the other one was lame.
2006-10-17 03:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao i like the first one better
2006-10-17 03:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by DeaconFrost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I've never heard the first one before...funny.
2006-10-17 03:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That first one was class. Do ya mind if I tell that one at work???
2006-10-17 03:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by Matt S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waddle, waddle hehehehe
give me $5 dollars for the insult hehehehe
Love it!
2006-10-17 03:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one, eh, not soo good, but the 2nd one, that was a classic, made me laugh
2006-10-17 03:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by costellos_creation 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-17 05:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋