a weary traveler stopped at a motel in the middle of the night, only to be told that there were no rooms available. 'you’ve got to have something,' pleaded the traveler. 'even a spare bed somewhere will do.'
the motel manager thought for a moment, then said, 'well, we do have one spare bed, but its in a room with a really loud snorer. this guy snores so loudly that everyone has been complaining about him. you probably wont get any sleep if you share a room with him,'
'I don’t care-I’ll take it!' said the traveler with relief. the next morning he went down to breakfast bright eyed and refreshed. 'so the snorer wasn’t a problem for you then?' asked the motel manager, surprised
'nup. as we were going to bed, I bent over him, kissed him and said, 'good night. gorgeous" and he stayed awake all night watching me!'
2006-10-15
13:44:46
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