An oldie joke again:-
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths.
I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number.
"Hello?" the woman says.
"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex. I want it hard,
fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but sir for an outside line you need to press 9
2006-10-14
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