An oldie joke again:-
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths.
I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number.
"Hello?" the woman says.
"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex. I want it hard,
fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but sir for an outside line you need to press 9
2006-10-14 01:03:37 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG the best answers joke for a while....that's an oldie? I didn't know there was humor back then....
haha
2006-10-14 01:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Erin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a riot. I give it a thumbs up. Good going
2006-10-14 10:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by daixyflexi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even the stone could not control its laugh
2006-10-14 08:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,good joke, made me chukle
2006-10-14 08:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ..keep it up
2006-10-14 08:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-14 08:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is pretty funny.
2006-10-14 08:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by lene123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-14 08:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ajajajaahahahhahaa
2006-10-14 08:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny... and embarassing.
2006-10-14 08:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by ejt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋