at 10 am there was a knock at my front door. The dog doesn't want anyone on the property and barks a lot. he is not a small dog.
the "knocker" was a fairly old man who wanted to read to me from the bible, with his partner in crime, presumably his wife.
"you want to quote from the book of lies?"
"the book of life, yes"
"no I said LIES"
"the book of light, yes".
"WHICH PART OF WHAT I'M SAYING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND - DO I NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN FOR YOU???"
"no need, it's all written down in this book here........"
"IF YOU DON'T PHUCK OFF NOW, I WILL SET THE DOG ON YOU, I SUGGEST YOU RUN!!!!!!!"
he didn't run.
Will anybody give my dog an alibi? he's really sweet.
2006-10-12
23:43:49
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