at 10 am there was a knock at my front door. The dog doesn't want anyone on the property and barks a lot. he is not a small dog.
the "knocker" was a fairly old man who wanted to read to me from the bible, with his partner in crime, presumably his wife.
"you want to quote from the book of lies?"
"the book of life, yes"
"no I said LIES"
"the book of light, yes".
"WHICH PART OF WHAT I'M SAYING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND - DO I NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN FOR YOU???"
"no need, it's all written down in this book here........"
"IF YOU DON'T PHUCK OFF NOW, I WILL SET THE DOG ON YOU, I SUGGEST YOU RUN!!!!!!!"
he didn't run.
Will anybody give my dog an alibi? he's really sweet.
2006-10-12 23:43:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Another example of the dog acting as man's best friend.
I talked it over with my female Lhasa Apso, and she agreed to say your dog spent the night with her.
2006-10-12 23:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by ladybugewa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will swear on a stack of Books of Lies that your dog was with me and forty other liars playing poker on the day/night in question. By the way, your dog is into me for 40'000'000 earth dollars. Pay up!!! Failure to do so will guarantee your immediate sending to a red-hot place where there are 72 virgins, ready-toasted, awaiting your arrival. They are all as ugly as sin but it's not my fault.
2006-10-13 00:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It says a lot about you that you are unable to defend yourself against a "fairly old man" and his female companion, armed only with a book, and that you have to set your dog on them!
2006-10-13 02:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you get that dog out of the country, oh and it might help if you give him plastic surgery and a new identity.
2006-10-12 23:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey they where going to attack you so your loyal dog protected you it's there (Insane ) word against yours. I think nocourt would do anything
Good Luck
2006-10-15 09:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok if the dog attacked them because they know its gods will and they wont prosecute will they.
2006-10-13 00:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jack c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let the punishment fit the crime.
2006-10-13 02:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your word against theirs and their ' word ' tends to lack any evidence!
2006-10-13 00:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋