The sound of screeching brakes and everyone turns to see an unfortunate hare getting run over by a bus, a crowd starts to gather around the scene unsure what to do, a man steps foward pulls a bottle from his rucksack and proceeds to spray the contents on the hare, seconds pass and everyone wonders what the hell he's doing, then all of a sudden the hare jumps up and legs it down the road everyone turns to watch it go, a few hundred yards it stops turns and waves at them then continues on another few hundred yards stops and waves, it continues this until it disappears out of sight, the crowd turns to the man with the rucksack, "what the **** did you spray on that thing?" He holds up the bottle, the label reads: Hair revival with a permanent wave....
2006-10-11
13:13:56
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