All categories - 7 October 2006

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman waving at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think your the father of one
of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."

2006-10-07 14:15:14 · 17 answers · asked by GaToR 1 in Polls & Surveys

im with i black girl now but i like all girls but if i hit it i dont want to be stuck is it true?

2006-10-07 14:15:07 · 23 answers · asked by flaco 2 in Singles & Dating

I do- I love the gossip mags and those stupid Harriet Carter catalouges. What is your bm reading of choice? haha

2006-10-07 14:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by Kimmie 3 in Other - Games & Recreation

2006-10-07 14:14:57 · 12 answers · asked by eedeeo 2 in Politics

where i could get free listings of foreclosures, in massachusetts or new hampshire?

2006-10-07 14:14:55 · 3 answers · asked by kag6667 2 in Other - Home & Garden

If you are truly happy with your relationship with God in your life, if you are truly spiritual (and I don't mean religious, I mean, really spiritual), why do you feel like you're above others if they don't follow the same religion as you? And how would you know how they feel in their heart if you don't know anything about their religion, of which the name alone (being different than yours)prevents you from truly looking into their heart?

2006-10-07 14:14:53 · 9 answers · asked by liszar 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I know that many Latino immigrants married for citizenship, so isnt it hypocritical to be dissing the same people they are related to? Kindof funny huh?

2006-10-07 14:14:50 · 8 answers · asked by Stands Alone 2 in Immigration

2006-10-07 14:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

If your spouse did something that really, really, really pissed you off and you hate that and can not forgive just that one thing and you have disconnected intimately for months, can a person just settle and live with the fact that intimacy is no longer wanted? I have no need or desire for that type of intimacy ever again. I am not talking about someone who cheated. I am talking about betrayal of trust and meaness by the other person, when you refuse to forgive that one thing. Why pretend that things are ok one minute just to please the other person and then still spite them for doing something to you? Why not just be honest and stand up for yourself and not give into their wants? This may sound selfish, but it is not right to pretend to be forgiving when the person has done nothing to settle the problem. Some mistakes are just too much to forget. What do you think?

2006-10-07 14:14:41 · 5 answers · asked by just julie 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

not a sport or something, something i do in the comfort of my own home to keep me occupied and get me away from the tv and internet, i love to read but lately i dont have the paitence and i am wasting my life away when i could be doing something more productive any ideas?

2006-10-07 14:14:34 · 7 answers · asked by lily paige 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-07 14:14:33 · 3 answers · asked by chewy 2 in Baseball

I made up these names:
Saria
Abilina
Hadely
Mila
I like these normal names though
Arielle
Jade
Keira
Aurora

Which in general do you like better, and which particulars do you like?

2006-10-07 14:14:30 · 13 answers · asked by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I have all my pictures I take on my Myspace right now, but so far, all I've been able to do is this..

www.myspace.com/blinxpix

And I don't think that will really work, is there some way I can disable the right click button without using Java maybe? Or is there some other way to insure my pictures are not stolen? Please help.

2006-10-07 14:14:28 · 9 answers · asked by blinX 2 in Photography

2006-10-07 14:14:20 · 8 answers · asked by philldillmill 1 in Reptiles

Has anybody tasted Carribean food before?Is it good?...There's a Carribean Restaurant right by my house and I wanted to ask you guys first for your opinion...:D

2006-10-07 14:14:10 · 5 answers · asked by Nicey L 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Theirs this boy at school who i use to like and he keeps asking me to do nasty stuff with him (sex) and he has a girlfriend but i told him no and he keeps calling me a hoe and stuff saying all of this hurtful stuff and boys keep messing with me and keep asking me to do stuff with them and they dont take me serious they disrespect me. why do they do this to me when i only done it with 2 people? I dont even look like a slut i mean i might tease with them but thats it. please help me

2006-10-07 14:14:10 · 10 answers · asked by latina_lachula 2 in Singles & Dating

I believe this to be a worth while journey. To explore and to meet people along the way and to be able to tell their stories as well.
I am also interested in meeting individuals with the same "wanderlust" as it has been called, to accompany me on this journey. wether by tracking it or helping to document it or if at some point you are able to go with me for a time or the whole way. If you find yourself interested in this or inspired in the least, I encourage you to e-mail me at chance_ghost@yahoo.com Tell me what your thoughts and ideas are. I want to help people out there. My mission is to lose myself in others. .......maybe find the me I haven't discovered yet...... I would like as many answers as possible so if you could, ask your friends/family to respond too please. Thanks for your time.

2006-10-07 14:14:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

its just like i get fed up of teachers even

2006-10-07 14:14:01 · 13 answers · asked by marry_geti 1 in Other - Home & Garden

I moved to Jacksonville, FL in 1986 and that same summer I found a cat. I took her to the vet and he said she was aproximatley 4. One month ago she had to be put to sleep. That made her 24. She was a great cat for all these years. Just wanted to know if anyone one else had a cat this long.

2006-10-07 14:13:56 · 20 answers · asked by Parker 2 in Cats

Forgive me, I wasn't sure where to place this question.

2006-10-07 14:13:54 · 2 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Other - News & Events

Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale?

2006-10-07 14:13:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-07 14:13:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

Was the american staffordshire terrier bred as a show breed of the apbt? Please help?

2006-10-07 14:13:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-10-07 14:13:39 · 27 answers · asked by alec c 4 in Singles & Dating

it goes like see the something somthing in your eye something something blah blah blah with or without you with or without you.... its a classic rock song and sry about the something and blah blah i know it dont help but i dont really know the words

2006-10-07 14:13:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-07 14:13:22 · 5 answers · asked by Ducky 3 in Winter Sports

2006-10-07 14:13:18 · 6 answers · asked by Mashu 4 in Software

2006-10-07 14:13:09 · 17 answers · asked by i~Sam 1 in Astronomy & Space

"repentance is a good idea but in order to repent one must first commit a sin"

2006-10-07 14:13:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality