A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman waving at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
2006-10-07 14:15:14 · 17 answers · asked by GaToR 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanx for lifting my spirits.
Just had an argument with my family
2006-10-07 14:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell,and it was messed up how he just gave his self away like that he should have waited till she said who she was.But funny joke,people know they can come up with some funny stuff.
2006-10-07 14:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sister Queen Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's worth a chuckle but it's not hilariously funny.
2006-10-07 14:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good, made me smile and think for a moment
2006-10-07 14:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny as heck im crying
2006-10-07 14:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by abeni l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weeee heee heee heee haaw haawww hawwww
2006-10-07 14:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good you should write comedy for MONEY.
2006-10-07 14:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by hjbergel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2006-10-07 14:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by MagicGhost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-07 14:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-07 14:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋