A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
Her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
Exclaimed:
"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes,
yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me", said
The
man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was
Told and
followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He
then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my
Zipper". She
did. "Now go ahead ... Take it out...." he said. She reached in and
Grabbed
it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered
"Well............ Go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth
Closer to
it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
Said...........
"Hello. Mom,-- can you hear me?"
2006-10-04
23:35:19
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