A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
Her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
Exclaimed:
"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes,
yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me", said
The
man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was
Told and
followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He
then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my
Zipper". She
did. "Now go ahead ... Take it out...." he said. She reached in and
Grabbed
it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered
"Well............ Go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth
Closer to
it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
Said...........
"Hello. Mom,-- can you hear me?"
2006-10-04 23:35:19 · 25 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good my wifes blonde and laughed lots
2006-10-05 07:21:08 · answer #1 · answered by jones11chef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have said many a things when been on my knees both havin been a blonde now a brunette but still have not seen something 2 make me say WOW!!!!!!!
2006-10-04 23:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by kelly b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, wouldnt work with us redheads cos we're highly intelligent naturally LOL
2006-10-04 23:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by DemonicaB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!Im blonde and still found it funny!!
Probably coz i would have done the same thing!!!! x
2006-10-04 23:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Veeeeery funny. But i know if it was me i'd be looking for a place to stick my quarter while i was down there.
2006-10-04 23:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I'm sure all the blondes out there won't mind, I loved it!
2006-10-04 23:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde and I am not offended by blonde jokes. This was a good one. lol...
2006-10-04 23:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by interested_party 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AMazing man!U got talent!
2006-10-05 02:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!! 10+++++++
2006-10-05 01:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ebony (A.K.A Chelsea Yellow) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a chuckle. Keep it up.
God Bless ^_^
2006-10-05 00:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋