All categories - 4 October 2006

Jack was at the country club for his weekly round of golf and what a round it was: he began with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on two. On three, he scored his first hole-in-one.


Then his cell phone rang. It was his doctor, who said, "Your wife has been in a terrible accident and is in critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit."


"I'll be there as soon as possible!" said Jack ...but as he hung up, he realized this might just the best round of golf of his life. "Maybe just a couple more holes wouldn't hurt," he thought.


By the time he finished the eighteenth hole, he had shattered the club record with a 61! Although jubilant, he also felt guilty about ignoring his wife. He dashed into the hospital and found the doctor in the corridor.


"Doc! I got here as fast as I could. How is she?"


The doctor glared at him. "You *******! You finished your round of golf, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out there enjoying yourself, Annie has languished in the ICU! For the rest of her life, she's going to require fulltime medical care ....from you!"


Jack felt so guilty that he broke down in tears.


The doctor snickered. "Nah, just kidding! She died two hours ago. How'd you shoot?"

2006-10-04 01:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-04 01:59:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

I am a very nervous,quiet and shy person. I walked into the office today and there was about five people in the room and this woman said 'you should smile when you come in,gives off a better aura for everyone',i was so embarassed i just smiled. I felt so small when she said that and it made me feel even worse. I'm sick of my shyness,i've had it all my life and i hated not sticking up for myself today. Dont you just hate it when people ask you to smile.

2006-10-04 01:59:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I was interviewed once at Stonehenge festival ( i think!!) for the ITV News, any similar stories

2006-10-04 01:59:04 · 33 answers · asked by Kate J 4 in Television

2006-10-04 01:58:57 · 10 answers · asked by hmmm 1 in Friends

Will they be freed? Or will they be killed? What do you think?

2006-10-04 01:58:54 · 13 answers · asked by katie s 1 in Television

I'm trying to find an apartment or preferably a house for rent in the Ft Campbell KY area, opening up for December 1st. I've looked and looked online, but I'm finding a lot of crappy places that look a bit worse for wear. My budget is skimpy (under $500 a month), but I'd like to live somewhere nice and secure, and I dream of a nice pool and a middle size dog. Any suggestions? Know of a place?

P.S. I'm in South Korea and I can't apartment hunt in person until the last week of November. Yes, I'm American, with good credit.

2006-10-04 01:58:50 · 4 answers · asked by sandostrich 3 in Renting & Real Estate

at leat 100 muslims and 1 western soldier dies every day. dont you think its time we let muslims solve their own problems and mind our own business?

2006-10-04 01:58:46 · 18 answers · asked by s21181 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My choice is "Love is the Message" by MFSB.

2006-10-04 01:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by J.C. 3 in Music

2006-10-04 01:58:38 · 4 answers · asked by jockey007007 1 in Security

do u boys..like reserved girls..or talkative girls??

2006-10-04 01:58:38 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I think it´s because they think they OWN the continent; and they give a SH*T about other people, not just in America...

2006-10-04 01:58:33 · 16 answers · asked by Horacio El Contrarrevolucionario 1 in Politics

my period was due on the 16th of sept and i still havent had it. the other day i noticed i was bleeding after sex(quite alot). the day after there was no bleeding. does anybody have any suggestions to what it might be and has anybody else had this? cud i be pregnant i really would like to be. my periods av been late the last few months but not this late cud i have a blockage or something in my tubes????? HELP!!!

2006-10-04 01:58:29 · 15 answers · asked by katie m 1 in Trying to Conceive

how do i go about trying to get a government grant? when i try to find out how to do this on the computer all i get are ads to buy a cd. is there someone out there who has gotten one? i would like to know in detail how to do this. i have been on grants.gov and i find it confusing. i am looking for downpayment assistance grants. can anyone help me with a more easily understandable way? thanks.

2006-10-04 01:58:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

ive heard that it is now against the law to threatan someone or harrass them if you are a bailiff, i am currently being harrassed what other kind of things can they get done for

2006-10-04 01:58:12 · 13 answers · asked by Gerards twin 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-10-04 01:57:59 · 4 answers · asked by Lucy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

has anyone out there had treatment done in any of these countries what was the result, can anyone recommend a good dentist abroad

2006-10-04 01:57:58 · 12 answers · asked by Denise J 1 in Dental

Well, why don't you employ me????????

2006-10-04 01:57:55 · 21 answers · asked by Gary H 3 in Psychology

Please don't say 42

2006-10-04 01:57:46 · 28 answers · asked by Mart 2 in Philosophy

Is there any kind of teaching or lecturing I can do?
with my BA while I study my masters? UK

2006-10-04 01:57:43 · 5 answers · asked by TB 5 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-04 01:57:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 01:57:32 · 3 answers · asked by bec 1 in Internet

Since when is it 'communist' and not just really fked up when well to do old timers are collecting TAX PAYER dollars when they don't need it and they DO collect at times exceding what they put in. Aren't these the biggest welfare queens?
This is NOT redistribution of wealth!! LOL!
It would be MORE amercan to LIVE off your own money and not have to depend on the government for your vacation home money or your vacation cash......

2006-10-04 01:57:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

why won't he?

2006-10-04 01:57:18 · 15 answers · asked by <3*tinkerbell<3* 1 in Singles & Dating

What you guys think about CONFIRM CLEARLY PREGNANCY TESTS? On the 10/1/06 I bought this test, and I took it in the evening and it came pos. I bougth 2 refills, one of them I took it like 50 mins. after the 1st one, and it came neg, then the last refill I took it in the morning 10/02/06 and it came pos. On 10/3/06 I bought an e.p.t test, I took it in the morning and it came neg. I know I'm crazy because I bought all this tests. I did an appt, and the doctor gave me an appt for 10/10/06, but I just cannot wait.

2006-10-04 01:57:13 · 13 answers · asked by mac 2 in Pregnancy

do i take my hour break or go home an hour earlier-am sat here at desk losing will to live!!

2006-10-04 01:57:12 · 18 answers · asked by hellllooooo 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-04 01:57:06 · 13 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 01:57:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

You helped me save my begonia in the past, due to my total ignorance. Now, it does not appear to have fungus, but the leaves are drooping at the edges. I don't put too much water in it, as that is what gave it the fungus. Is it getting too little? It is in an south-facing window bay in Southern California. Do leaves droop during cold? Any help would be appreciated.

2006-10-04 01:57:02 · 1 answers · asked by Pegasus90 6 in Other - Home & Garden