Jack was at the country club for his weekly round of golf and what a round it was: he began with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on two. On three, he scored his first hole-in-one.
Then his cell phone rang. It was his doctor, who said, "Your wife has been in a terrible accident and is in critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit."
"I'll be there as soon as possible!" said Jack ...but as he hung up, he realized this might just the best round of golf of his life. "Maybe just a couple more holes wouldn't hurt," he thought.
By the time he finished the eighteenth hole, he had shattered the club record with a 61! Although jubilant, he also felt guilty about ignoring his wife. He dashed into the hospital and found the doctor in the corridor.
"Doc! I got here as fast as I could. How is she?"
The doctor glared at him. "You *******! You finished your round of golf, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out there enjoying yourself, Annie has languished in the ICU! For the rest of her life, she's going to require fulltime medical care ....from you!"
Jack felt so guilty that he broke down in tears.
The doctor snickered. "Nah, just kidding! She died two hours ago. How'd you shoot?"
2006-10-04 01:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay... that wouldn't happen.... what doctor has that kind of sense of humor... or quick wit? Actually - he did have 2 hours to think about it... so maybe!
Being a golfer myself, my first thought when reading this joke was - you CAN'T leave a round like that! Oops. Kinda makes your think about that decision!!!!
LOL!
2006-10-04 02:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Glory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny because I was married to a golfer.
We talked once about where we would like to be buried just in case one of us died, he told me if I ever wanted him to visit my grave, it had better be near the Ninth hole.
I told him his grave had better be near a shoe store.
2006-10-04 09:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, this is the first joke in Y!A that's ever made me laugh.
2006-10-04 09:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See! they just cant sit down quitely and wait for you to get home can they.
2006-10-04 10:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, some people would get mad at me for laughing at this...Too Bad!! I'm laughing, it's funny.
Peace.
2006-10-04 09:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now we are getting into good jokes. anyone top that one?
2006-10-04 10:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-04 09:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible!!
2006-10-04 09:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋