A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
2006-10-03 05:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
older Dewalt jigsaw
2006-10-03 05:09:26 · 8 answers · asked by kimmer 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
2006-10-03 05:09:26 · 10 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys
2006-10-03 05:09:23 · 8 answers · asked by math 3 in Garden & Landscape
I am begining to look for an engagement ring for my gf. She advises me not to buy her ring at a "chain" store or a "mall" store. She suggests going to a "home town" jelwer or a "mom and pop" type shop. Any suggestions on the topic? The reason I like chain stores and major retailers better is because they wont be likely to go out of business as much as compared to the smaller type stores. Plus you can get better deals? I am interested actually in going to The Shane Co.
2006-10-03 05:09:19 · 78 answers · asked by bluenote12482 1 in Singles & Dating
When I jog My schins and feet.I am trying to get ready for army basic traing and I keep getting these pains in my feet and stuff.I can run a mile but I can't beacuse my legs hurt so bad?Should I buy new pair of running shoes?Any suggestions can be helpfull.
2006-10-03 05:09:17 · 7 answers · asked by anthony g 1 in Diet & Fitness
2006-10-03 05:09:15 · 3 answers · asked by prempsi 1 in Chemistry
pls give genuine ans 4 dis ques.if it can,den where will b d poles of a magnet?
2006-10-03 05:09:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics
I'm doing a research in it, and the plant labeled in my school garden differ from the one found in the net, also my plant has a very strong mint smell,but i don't find its picture on the net. My plant is hairy, and more round than the one in the net. I wish to attached my pic, but can't on yahoo answers. hope to hear reply. tanx
2006-10-03 05:09:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany
my daughter wants to be homeschooled but i'm worried she's throwing away her future and all the big planns she has.
2006-10-03 05:09:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling
2006-10-03 05:09:02 · 6 answers · asked by bonus 1 in Renting & Real Estate
Most Legal Immigrants are from Mexico ( My Nation ) because my fellow Mexicans in what is now the S.W didn't cross the border, the border crossed them. So they become Americans. ( Mostly the wealthy ones) ( the poor ones were kicked out.
Other Legal immigrants followed by Mexicans were Germans and Italians.
but... where were your immigrants ancestors from?
2006-10-03 05:08:59 · 25 answers · asked by Halcon7 2 in Immigration
I will reach my country after 40 days. What are all the test should i take? Is it mandatory to meet the doctor here or I can go to doctor once i reach my country. To be very specific is there any Mandatory test I need to take with 2 months of pregnancy.
2006-10-03 05:08:57 · 7 answers · asked by rock 1 in Pregnancy
2006-10-03 05:08:56 · 2 answers · asked by ozaltn 1 in Mathematics
2006-10-03 05:08:54 · 19 answers · asked by barry f 1 in Other - Outdoor Recreation
i dont always:(i have to admit
2006-10-03 05:08:45 · 107 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
i'm bored. just fill it out, its not long.
1. who sings "peanut butter jelly time"?
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2. what is your favorite color?
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3. do you like My Chemical Romance or Staind better?
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4. Do you hate, love, or like country music?
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5. Do you like peanut butter?
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6. Do you have myspace? If so, are you on it almost all the time?
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7. Is this pop quiz boring?
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8. What can I do to improve it?
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Okay Mr. Fatty Smarty Smart Pants...
Now you make one, genius.
Put all your info about you here-> _____________________
Just Joking. Goh, I'm not a perv..
PERV!!! =]
and plus (+) thats not even enogh lines to put EVERYTHING about yourself in...
DUHHHHH!
goh, your stupid.....
dumbassss!
joking again...
DUHH lol
kthanxbyee.
=]
2006-10-03 05:08:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment
What do women think of balding guys that beat mother nature at her own game and shave their heads?
2006-10-03 05:08:41 · 21 answers · asked by St.Anger 4 in Singles & Dating
Hey all, Well I have a family of Iguana's living in my tree.They are eating all my plants and distroying the flowers by laying on them. I went to animal control and they had no solution to remove the lil guys.. I live in Altamonte Springs Florida and would love to get someone out to catch and keep. Please Help :)
2006-10-03 05:08:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles
I am having a phone interview on thursday morning and i have never had a "phone interview" before. can anyone offer me some good pointers? i am more of a face to face kind of gal..... thankyou sooooo much!!! =)
2006-10-03 05:08:39 · 6 answers · asked by natty 2 in Careers & Employment
2006-10-03 05:08:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education
2006-10-03 05:08:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health
if a person kidnaps your kid, treats them terribly, threatens the parents to kill them unless paid 2 million dollars, puts the kid in a coma, but is caught, how much could the parents sue them for and how long would they be in jail (this did not happen to me-just wondering)
2006-10-03 05:08:26 · 10 answers · asked by maconheira 4 in Law Enforcement & Police
2006-10-03 05:08:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance
First there was Batman, then came Robin (the boy wonder). But, the first robin grew up and became Nightwing. So he was replace by Tim Drake as the 2nd Robin. According to the cartoon, Tim Drake kills the Joker and later joins the Teen Titans. So what ever happened to Nightwing? What happens to Tim Drake after the Teen Titans? Does he really marry an alien and if so was it Starfire? Who was next in line to be Batmans sidekick and how many were there?
2006-10-03 05:08:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
2006-10-03 05:08:13 · 4 answers · asked by prem 2 in History
if you can go anywhere you wanted to go right now no matter the cost or location where would you go and why ? I think I'd go to California or Texas. Where would you go ?
2006-10-03 05:08:13 · 11 answers · asked by *Mz Ciska* 4 in Polls & Surveys
2006-10-03 05:08:05 · 5 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys
So this guy asked me while he was drunk if I would be his girlfriend, and I told him no, that he had to ask me while he was sober. So since I turned him down he's made up this huge story about us and now his family hates me. I believe it was right to turn him down when he was drunk because I didn't really know how he felt about me. Am I wrong, and guys does this upset you if a girl does this to you?
2006-10-03 05:08:05 · 7 answers · asked by GoodJob 5 in Singles & Dating
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