A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
2006-10-03 05:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is the funniest **** I've ever heard! ROFLMAO!!
2006-10-03 08:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by StonerChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Highly amusing
2006-10-03 12:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could see where that was going, but i must admit i really did laugh out loud. Excellent.
2006-10-03 12:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
niiicccceeee veerrryyyyy niiiccceeeee lol
too funny
2006-10-03 12:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by king richard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this before, but funny.
2006-10-03 12:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, now that one is funny.
2006-10-03 12:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Trialos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it, but it's still a good one.
2006-10-03 12:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOO Very Good!
2006-10-03 12:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....that's crazy...very funny though!
2006-10-03 12:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by homicyde4life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO !!! they keep getting better
2006-10-03 12:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋