2006-09-26 01:09:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted
2006-09-26 01:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-26 01:09:13 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
i just feel like something bad is going to happen in the world
2006-09-26 01:09:10 · 19 answers · asked by billy bob-joli 1 in Mythology & Folklore
A statistician and a mathematician saw a car number and couldn't recall it later.
But the former did remember that the first two digits were identical just as the last two digits too were repetitive. The mathematician could recall that he had noted the number to be a whole square. And then it took him seconds to work out the car number without any doubt whatsoever.
You are the mathematician - please show how to work out.
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2006-09-26 01:08:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
I say set their boobies free.
2006-09-26 01:08:56 · 13 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Religion & Spirituality
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what other observation when the 2 fighting fish were placed in one container
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44 degrees here....brrrrr. I'm so not ready for this.......
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Why the Obsession?
2006-09-26 01:08:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health
i do not have time to exercise ... i have 3 small kids and a husband and i go to school....
2006-09-26 01:08:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness
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I know I am spelling it wrong.
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what is the difference between love of a boy and a girl?
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I've heard old wive's tales about rubbing a gold ring on it...I wondered if anyone had a better idea?...And what is it caused by?
2006-09-26 01:08:09 · 7 answers · asked by Taoman 2 in Other - General Health Care
I am looking to loose weight.
I am 5'5 and 15.4 stone my goal weight is 10stone
What i am looking for is any tips, tricks, hints etc that will help me loose weight
i also need advice or ideas on how to keep motivated
Many Thanks for your time!!!
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would anyone be in the least bit surprised?
2006-09-26 01:07:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science
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2006-09-26 01:07:17 · 10 answers · asked by Vacation Searcher 1 in Dogs
Or are they doing a good job
2006-09-26 01:07:16 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
a answer from mustafa from one of my previous questions
'Shiites are generally regarded as a sect that broke off from main stream Islam and do not practice true Islam. They believe in self inflicted pain and weird stuff like that. ....'
self inflicted pain and weird stuff......interesting
shiites what do u say about this ?
2006-09-26 01:07:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
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