Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted
2006-09-26 01:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
citizen mah boy, off to a very good start.
i like them alottttt.
got more?
2006-09-26 01:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Short and Sweet...........yes.....but, too many.......
What about this one?
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."
"Shut up," she says. "You’re next."
2006-09-26 01:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha NICE ONE!!
Some of the are old, but there also a few goodies!!
God Bless Blonde Women!!
2006-09-26 01:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes man
2006-09-26 01:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Alpha -Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh that's good!!!
2006-09-26 01:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! What's sad is that they are mostly true!
2006-09-26 01:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, that must have taken you ages to type!
2006-09-26 02:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
2006-09-26 01:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok great
2006-09-26 01:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really great, espically the one of rooster, it really made me lol.
thanks n keep it up.
2006-09-26 02:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋