An English businessman was walking along a country road in Ireland after his car had broken down. Along the road came a farmer driving a donkey and trailer, taking his prize pig for sale in the local market.
The farmer asked “Would you like a lift into town?”
“That’s very kind of you.” And the businessman climbed onto the trailer.
A few miles down the road a car travelling at high speed, crashed into the donkey and trailer, sending the occupants in all directions.
The farmer picked himself up, looked at the donkey with its broken leg and said, “Well old donkey you have served me well, but I can’t do anything for you know.” And with that the farmer loaded his shot gun and gave it both barrels.
The farmer looked at the pig with its head split open and blood pouring out, said “I won’t get anything for you at market”, and again gave it both barrels.
The farmer looked at the businessman, his head was split open, had broken arms and legs, asked “How are you feeling?”
The businessman jumped up, brushed his suit down and replied, “I have never felt better in my life!”
2006-09-24
00:28:52
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