Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the table and start screaming
2006-09-24 00:29:03 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eating all the damn orders
2006-09-24 00:29:43 · update #1
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
2006-09-24 00:31:24 · update #2
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff
2006-09-24 00:31:53 · update #3
Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
2006-09-24 00:32:25 · update #4
Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
2006-09-24 00:34:47 · update #5
Yo momma's so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
2006-09-24 00:36:32 · update #6
yo momma's so old, she farts dust.
2006-09-24 00:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by hippiekiss 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo jokes are like yo momma, old and used
2006-09-24 07:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when she took one step into the ocean, the tsunami started!
Long live YO MOMMA!
2006-09-24 04:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-25 20:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat her High School picture was an arial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!!
hehe
2006-09-24 00:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so ugly you must have been an immaculate conception
2006-09-24 00:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
2006-09-24 00:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by catty blond 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas such a slut cause when shes outside she sees a cow she gets HORNY
2006-09-24 00:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Ghetto Fabolous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so big she has her own gravitational field.
2006-09-24 00:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by Akasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
2006-09-24 00:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you suck,,, your mamas so stupid ,,, i told her she couldnt even afford to pay attention,, and she said "do food stamps come w/ that ??? !!"
oh did i forget to mention ,, your mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and made CHANGE !!!
your mamas so poor , i went to her house and put out a lit cigarette and she yelled and said" hey who turned off the heat??"
your mamas so poor , her house is so small, that when i opened the front door , i went out the back,,
your mamas so black , she jumped out of a plane and they called it nighttime,,
your mamas so old she knew jesus as a fetus,
your mamas so FAT,, she doesnt walk she tumbles,,,
your mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiled, i had to slow down and look for the red light
your mamas so fat , when she comes out of the water,, everyone yells "put her back in she BEACHED"
your mamas so fat , she came out w/ her own pants line,,called "WIDE LOAD"
your mamas so poor, she robbed the FOCUS HOPE truck
your mamas so hairy, i had to shave her back w/ a lawnmower
your mamas voice is so deep they nicknamed her Barry White
2006-09-24 00:33:24 · answer #11 · answered by John C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋