All categories - 23 September 2006

I am writing a book on procrastination. This is what I have:

1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.
2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spending $500 in the process. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
6. The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier.
7. I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. If you are going to take up cross-country skiing, it helps to start with a small country.
9. I don't jog; it makes me spill my milk shake.
10. Actually, I don't exercise at all. If we were meant to touch our toes, we would have them farther up on our body.

2006-09-23 02:32:31 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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wat do u mean by question?

2006-09-23 02:32:29 · 19 answers · asked by spoon 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Why if someone says...?

they hate rap music they are considered a racist?
and everyone starts acting crazy?

2006-09-23 02:32:29 · 17 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm stuck on what to have for supper. Can you help?

Please don't say, tuna, pasta, rice or celery. Cheers.

2006-09-23 02:32:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

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bible verses for my blog...?

i would like to have a few bible verses to write about in my 360. i want to be able to give my opinion and then get the comments of the public. also what i write will be saved for future things such as a magazine etc.

do you know of a good bible verse/s? or of one/s that may get a lot of opinions from the public? or just skim through and pick one/some out? please include where you found the verse/s also.

in example : mark 2:4 etc

thanks!

2006-09-23 02:32:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Butters or Cartman? Who will be more popular with the ladies when they get older?

2006-09-23 02:32:04 · 10 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Comics & Animation

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GUYs!!!!!!!!!?

what do u look for in a girl?

2006-09-23 02:31:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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what size do you think your master bath should be and what amenities should it have?

I am a builder and I am trying to design a more appealing home that offers more of what people are looking for.

2006-09-23 02:31:27 · 3 answers · asked by mdcw 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

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can i get a tattoo placed here?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c345/redecoration/other/wristplacement.png

i've never seen anyone with a tattoo here. is there something wrong with this area of the wrist that leads people to stop their sleeves before that point? i ask because i'd like to get a tattoo placed there.

2006-09-23 02:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by theactingtype 1 in Skin & Body

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Are sharp cramps and a late period a sign of pregnancy?

Period due from the 18th. has not arrived yet.Everyone thinks i am. please help.

2006-09-23 02:31:11 · 6 answers · asked by tnaa 1 in Trying to Conceive

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pick girls/guys?

for girls
~http://www.industrylosangeles.com/sitebuilder/images/tw6-300x405.jpg
~http://cuttiepiemeansme.tripod.com/pictures/hot%20guys(celebs)/page%201/Brad_Howe-hot.jpg
~http://www.popcultureshack.com/media/latestmedia/gallery/pic6w.jpg

for guys
~http://www.brianbehrend.com/links/images/JoyTheta.jpg
~http://myspace-171.vo.llnwd.net/00299/17/15/299705171_l.jpg
~http://www.scoreformore.com/pics/nikis41XGY.jpg

2006-09-23 02:31:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why drag things out?

after the husband told his wife he's unhappy about the pregnancy and not sure if he loves her anymore, she asked what he wanted to do about the relationship. Split before the baby comes, or after the baby is born. Why do you think he chose to wait until the baby is born?

2006-09-23 02:31:06 · 14 answers · asked by Skypride 2 in Marriage & Divorce

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If Osama Bin Laden is supposedly dead, does special forces spring to mind?

or did he realy die from typhoid..would it be pure speculation or the truth I wonder? Have you an opinion if he has met his demise?

2006-09-23 02:31:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

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if anyone knows the linkt o get the polo witht he polo logo all over it please send it to me thank u?

Polo ????

2006-09-23 02:30:56 · 1 answers · asked by Sean B 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

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trigeminal facilitation and it's symptoms?

I had unilateral headaches for weeks along with a feeling of pressure in my head. It almost felt like someone was squeezing the top of my head. I started getting dizziness and feeling very disconnected from my body. Almost anxious feeling and a little depressed. Thought I was premenopausal and crazy! Went to a few doctors before I was referred to excellent physical therapist who has been doing cranial sacral work on me 2x/week for 3 weeks now. I feel like a new woman. He said it is called trigeminal facilitation. I would like to learn more about this and know if anyone else experienced this.

2006-09-23 02:30:53 · 1 answers · asked by Jean D 1 in Other - Diseases

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Question for the boys. What do I buy my husband for his 40th in the £100-£130 price bracket?

So he's really really into music (any gig ideas useful) loves clothes, likes gadgets, machinery - typical bloke really. Loves his beer..... I'm looking for something different - great gig tickets or something clever. I don't want to get him an 'experience day thingy' either......

2006-09-23 02:30:53 · 18 answers · asked by Madam Rosmerta 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

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ok.. if christians are so "peaceful"?

then explain THIS answer to a question posted by jim darwin

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"For the same reason he doesn't wipe Atheists of the face of the earth...
2 minutes ago"

seems hateful if you ask me..

2006-09-23 02:30:52 · 13 answers · asked by psychstudent 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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