I am writing a book on procrastination. This is what I have:
1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.
2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spending $500 in the process. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
6. The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier.
7. I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. If you are going to take up cross-country skiing, it helps to start with a small country.
9. I don't jog; it makes me spill my milk shake.
10. Actually, I don't exercise at all. If we were meant to touch our toes, we would have them farther up on our body.
2006-09-23 02:32:31 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. if I am weak, no one will ask me to do anything at work that involves actual work.
2. If I am out of shape, I can get injured and get time off from work and file a bunch of workman's comp claims and go fishing instead.
3. Any sport worth doing, I can watch from my front room chair.
4. Flexibility is for sluts.
5. I feel uncomfortable hydrating with my Diet Coke, so I'll just stay home and do it.
6. I love telling people UR CRAZZZEEEE!! when they talk about their sport.
7. I don't like to sweat.
8. I can't find a cute outfit to wear to the gym.
9. I don't want to come in last. (never mind the courage it takes to actually participate in a sporting event, this coming in last excuse has got to go.)
10.It is way cheaper to pay for all my prescriptions and doctor visits than a pair of walking shoes.
2006-09-23 02:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a shape, round is a shape.
I have a six pack, it's right behing the two-liter.
It's not a beer belly, it's body armor to protect the rock hard abs.
2006-09-23 03:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If we were meant to touch our toes, God would have made our arms longer.
I excercise daily. I excercise my priviledge to sit and watch TV all day.
I would jog in place a lot more, but going nowhere isn't my style.
2006-09-23 02:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Decoy Duck 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite excuse is I don't have the energy to excercise. Pretty bad, huh? Considering exercise is supposed to give you energy.
2006-09-23 02:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it keeps me away from my internet addiction.
Because it is hard to drink beer while you are jogging.
My TV would miss me.
2006-09-23 02:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by jgreaves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them simply that you're lazy. It's easy, and that's what I always do. I'm just lazy, whadda ya want?
2006-09-23 02:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm, i dunno.. i choose , id excersise but my couch would get lonely, or cold, i know i hate sitting on a cold chair in the winter lol
and then theres the butt print, if i left it it may reshape and id have to start over all that wasted effort
2006-09-23 02:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by amythys 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i cant go jogging... there's a roadblock on pulteney street
2006-09-23 02:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You dont need to waste saliva complaining, just dont do it.
2006-09-23 02:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a headache
2006-09-23 02:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋